the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Style for your butt

Pay no attention to the price of these chairs. This is all about shape and style and inspiration, not consumption. I have had my head buried in email and spreadsheets for the last three days and needed some thoughtless distraction, so I went looking at my favorite piece of furniture: the chair. UGHHHH. That sounded so pretentious.

“That caviar is not good enough unless it was imported from Russia on a private jet whose interior is lined entirely with fur.”

I could look at chairs all day, is that better? Whenever I get a catalog for a furniture store in the mail I flip right to the “seating” portion of the program and stare at the chairs. There are specific lines to various arms and backs that I find simultaneously soothing and artistic, like I’d be sitting inside a detailed oil painting.

Thank you, chairs, for this momentary break from paperwork.

1. Jetson Armchair $734.99

2. Georgia Velvet Swivel Chair $1,899

3. Metal Hanging Chair by Deco 79 $412.49

4. Reclaimed Crusoe Accent Chair $319.99

5. Elena Arm Dining Chair $169.99

6. Kantha Butterfly Chair $179

7. Super Impossible Chair by Kartell $520

8. Frome Leather Club Chair $2,999

9. Quinn Swoop Arm Velvet Chair $339

10. Side Shell by Modernica $299

11. Aegis Accent Chair by Lexmod $164.40

12. Transmit Modern Folding Chair by Lexmod $101.56

13. McKenna Accent Chair $1,699

14. Kings Grant Chair $2,299

15. Berkshire Handmade Dining Chair by Sentient $840

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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