Metaphor

The text here isn’t going to have anything to do with the photo other than to say that I was outside taking pictures in my neighbor’s yard when I ran into another neighbor who has a 10-month-old Australian Shepherd, and that dog is so well behaved that I get the feeling she scoops up her own poop. So I got the number of the woman they used to train the dog, and I’m going to call her up and say, hi, we adopted Satan. Do you have any tips?

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