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Browse: Home › 2001 › June › 27 › Reasons I Should Not be Allowed to Work From Home

Reasons I Should Not be Allowed to Work From Home

2001/06/27

Too many cushiony horizontal surfaces prime for nappage.

13 bowls of cereal today, all within a two hour period.

Oprah.

Total Request Live.

Horizontal surfaces.

Rabid Naked IMing�

Shower? Why?

Porn.

Have you seen my couch and it’s lovely horizontal surface?

That box of Wheaties is GONE.

Passions.

The nap after Passions.

Too much time alone with two jars of Jif� Peanut Butter.

The nap to recover from all the naps.

I can lie down underneath my desk and no one is going to know. No one.

Justin Timberlake.

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