The sociopathic co-worker I dated at the end of 1999.
Someone who insists on using the word “dawg” in reference to anyone in his “posse.”
Someone who complains about the comments but insists on reading them anyway.
My hair-stylist. My god, the ammunition you have.
Anyone who has cute, coifed eyebrows that came that way. Bitch!
Anyone who complains about the way the comments work or are displayed. No where on this site does it say I care.
A member of the BYU alumni association.
Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen
Anyone who says “volumptuous.”
The person who can’t remember the name of my dog, and so refers to him as “Chick.”