the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Chuck’s Honest Reaction to Mama’s New Haircut

  • Shoefly

    2002/10/09 at 12:05 pm

    Could it really be *that* bad?

  • vilija

    2002/10/09 at 12:08 pm

    Is he going to be OK?

  • Kelly

    2002/10/09 at 12:22 pm

    Oh, dear. That bad is it?

  • Kyle

    2002/10/09 at 12:44 pm

    What a… cute… Mexican hairless you have. Guess it’s time to break out those fleece doggie sweaters.

  • ryan

    2002/10/09 at 12:51 pm

    Oh well, at least he didn’t turn to stone 😉

  • Isabella

    2002/10/09 at 12:53 pm


  • Billy

    2002/10/09 at 1:03 pm

    He’s still trying to get that nasty stuff off?

  • paula

    2002/10/09 at 1:20 pm

    It’ll grow back. Besides, he’s pretty hairless, so what does he know! He seriously needs his own blog. That is one dog with a lot to say.

  • kane

    2002/10/09 at 2:16 pm

    Looks to me like he just can’t stop laughing.

  • Matt

    2002/10/09 at 2:21 pm


  • Em

    2002/10/09 at 2:49 pm

    Maybe he was just..itchy! 🙂

  • stupid bint

    2002/10/09 at 3:07 pm

    I think chuckles is laughing.

    Don’t worry, it will grow back!

  • Muraii

    2002/10/09 at 3:17 pm

    At least you didn’t need stitches.

  • Ariel

    2002/10/09 at 3:27 pm

    Oh no…did mama get a faux-hawk?

  • eggo

    2002/10/09 at 4:22 pm

    chuck: “oh dear. what did i tell you about going to supercuts?”

  • Sarah B.

    2002/10/09 at 4:26 pm

    Everyone’s a critic, eh, Chuck?

  • Simone

    2002/10/09 at 5:09 pm

    Chuck: AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA! What were you thinking??!!

  • Feral Barker

    2002/10/09 at 6:28 pm

    Hairless? How much crack are you people smoking?

  • Feral Barker, Jr.

    2002/10/09 at 6:29 pm

    Her haircut is fantastic!

  • Fan

    2002/10/09 at 6:37 pm

    Creative block?

  • smark

    2002/10/09 at 9:25 pm

    thank god! i thought he went christian on us.

  • dirty

    2002/10/09 at 10:30 pm

    turn off comments. it’s the worst part of dooce. can you people at least *try* when you write this stupidity?

  • Igor

    2002/10/09 at 10:51 pm

    Hey Dirty,

    have you read my previous ? Shall I dance as well ? Would you care for some extra footage ?

    You can clearly see in this picture that the dog is practicing the canine expulsion mantra, trying to get rid of the horrible image of the lady of the house after she was massacred by her coiffeur. And I bet that she paid good money too.

  • dirty

    2002/10/09 at 11:44 pm

    hey igor, i have no idea what you’re talking about, but i like it. i’ll take some extra footage if you don’t mind. cheers.


    2002/10/10 at 2:09 am

    You’ve scarred that poor boy for life.

  • Kerry

    2002/10/10 at 6:00 am

    How long had he been laughing at you by the time you took this picture?

    Do we get to see the haircut?

  • Corianton

    2002/10/10 at 8:39 am

    Yeah, show us the haircut!

  • hayden

    2002/10/10 at 9:12 am

    this site rocks!


    2002/10/10 at 9:27 am


Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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