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Heater, Mother of Lance
Heather B. Armstrong
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.
Shoefly
2002/10/09 at 12:05 pmCould it really be *that* bad?
vilija
2002/10/09 at 12:08 pmIs he going to be OK?
Kelly
2002/10/09 at 12:22 pmOh, dear. That bad is it?
Kyle
2002/10/09 at 12:44 pmWhat a… cute… Mexican hairless you have. Guess it’s time to break out those fleece doggie sweaters.
ryan
2002/10/09 at 12:51 pmOh well, at least he didn’t turn to stone 😉
Isabella
2002/10/09 at 12:53 pmBoooring.
Billy
2002/10/09 at 1:03 pmHe’s still trying to get that nasty stuff off?
paula
2002/10/09 at 1:20 pmIt’ll grow back. Besides, he’s pretty hairless, so what does he know! He seriously needs his own blog. That is one dog with a lot to say.
kane
2002/10/09 at 2:16 pmLooks to me like he just can’t stop laughing.
Matt
2002/10/09 at 2:21 pm3…2…1…collie-collie-dachsund-freeeeee!
Em
2002/10/09 at 2:49 pmMaybe he was just..itchy! 🙂
stupid bint
2002/10/09 at 3:07 pmI think chuckles is laughing.
Don’t worry, it will grow back!
Muraii
2002/10/09 at 3:17 pmAt least you didn’t need stitches.
Ariel
2002/10/09 at 3:27 pmOh no…did mama get a faux-hawk?
eggo
2002/10/09 at 4:22 pmchuck: “oh dear. what did i tell you about going to supercuts?”
Sarah B.
2002/10/09 at 4:26 pmEveryone’s a critic, eh, Chuck?
Simone
2002/10/09 at 5:09 pmChuck: AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA! What were you thinking??!!
Feral Barker
2002/10/09 at 6:28 pmHairless? How much crack are you people smoking?
Feral Barker, Jr.
2002/10/09 at 6:29 pmHer haircut is fantastic!
Fan
2002/10/09 at 6:37 pmCreative block?
smark
2002/10/09 at 9:25 pmthank god! i thought he went christian on us.
dirty
2002/10/09 at 10:30 pmturn off comments. it’s the worst part of dooce. can you people at least *try* when you write this stupidity?
Igor
2002/10/09 at 10:51 pmHey Dirty,
have you read my previous ? Shall I dance as well ? Would you care for some extra footage ?
You can clearly see in this picture that the dog is practicing the canine expulsion mantra, trying to get rid of the horrible image of the lady of the house after she was massacred by her coiffeur. And I bet that she paid good money too.
dirty
2002/10/09 at 11:44 pmhey igor, i have no idea what you’re talking about, but i like it. i’ll take some extra footage if you don’t mind. cheers.
DR. DOOLITTLE
2002/10/10 at 2:09 amYou’ve scarred that poor boy for life.
Kerry
2002/10/10 at 6:00 amHow long had he been laughing at you by the time you took this picture?
Do we get to see the haircut?
Corianton
2002/10/10 at 8:39 amYeah, show us the haircut!
hayden
2002/10/10 at 9:12 amthis site rocks!
SHOW US YOUR HAIRCUT
2002/10/10 at 9:27 amSHOW US YOUR HAIRCUT!