• hetero gal

    gay male porn? 100 times better than heteroporn. think hot men, not ron jeremy.

  • http://www.dooce.com dooce

    but there aren’t any boobs in gay male porn. what good is porn if there aren’t any boobs?

  • http://www.posterboy.org homo guy

    gay male porn? 100 times better than heteroporn. think hot men!!!

  • http://sourmash.blogspot.com sourbob

    Maybe she’s buying it for someone else. I bought a friend some gay porn once, though I’m not gay. He was closeted and afraid to buy it for himself. Everyone should have porn. Porn porn porn.

  • http://vibegrrl.diaryland.com vibegrrl

    I agree with Dooce. there’s no BOOBS in Gay Male porn! Besides, there’s something DISTICTLY UNSEXY (for me personally) about one guy shoving his penis up another guy’s ass.

  • http://www.noome.com hetero guy

    I take it your neighbor doesn’t know about your blog…..you could tell her all about it on the day you move back to ‘tah.

  • http://arielmeadow.com Ariel

    I must agree that, despite being a woman, I love pictures of hot gay cock. It’s absolutely true. Ever looked in a Playgirl? Hairy ugly straight dudes. Ever looked at gay porn? Mmm. Sailors. Twinkies. Smooth chested Ryan Philippe lookalikes. I say, if you’re a woman who likes porn, you’re better off enjoying gay porn for your boy-fixes, and lesbian porn for the girl-fixes. Het porn is all just so…San Fernando Valley.

  • sponge robert

    Canine load on Chuckles head? Ew, gross. Gay male parts up other guy’s turd pincher? Grosser.

  • http://www.gayporn.com The Inmate

    Have you considered maybe the dog is into gay bestiality? It could be the dog’s. If I were you, I’d watch who that dog might introduce to Chuck.

  • exsouthern babtist

    Did they have pictures of gay guys breaking that Utah State Code Title 76, Chapter 5 as well?

  • http://www.danelle.blogspot.com Nell

    Guilty. I have about 10 xxx movies, and one is of gay porn. OK OK, one other is bi men, ALRIGHT?!

  • exsouthern babtist

    Thank you, I thought they should.

  • http://www.bigharddick.com/ Ex-liontamer

    Ay Caramba! There sure is a bunch of talk about male bodily fluids ’round here lately. If my conventional wisdom compass is still working properly, it seems hetero women digging gay porn is fairly common. I recall several female contemporaries saying “the sex is hotter” than most hetero porn. I even remember a “Sex and the City” episode referencing a group viewing of gay porn. If Sarah J. and the girls can hang, it must be okay. I’m not sure what dogs think of porn, gay or otherwise.

  • http://www.porn.com katie

    [For those of you commenting on anal sex=disgusting, I'm hoping you have to turn your heads when some guy gets a gal up hers, otherwise you have some serious double-standard issues to deal with.]

    i enjoy gay porn just as much as the next person, even without the boobs. i have my own.

  • http://www.escribitionist.com Jane Doe

    Has anyone even considered that maybe Dooce’s neighbor is not really a “she”?

    Perhaps this is a gay man dressed in drag, or a tranny. Or a “she-male” even!

    Or maybe it really is just a woman that likes gay male porn.

  • http://www.egoinc.org corey

    are we sure it’s not the dogs gay male porn?

    maybe that’s where all the KY is going…

  • http://www.knitwitology.net/knitlog Morgan

    I’m going to have to go with exsouthern babtist on this one… Are you sure they’ll even let you back in Utah after this sort of discussion?

  • http://naz@absenter.org Naz

    Bring back the bukkake!

  • http://aprilgem.com/log April

    No boobs in gay male porn? Surely you jest. Not all men are gentlemen, gay male porn stars included. I’m sure that not only are there boobs in gay male porn magazines; there are dicks, jerks, and complete asses… Oh. Unless by “boobs,” you meant, well, boobs.

  • http://ponevac.com Dave

    Why use K-Y Jelly when you can use spit?

  • http://spikenheimer.livejournal.com spike

    i’m surprised no one suggested this before. maybe the gay porn is the argentinean’s?

  • http://www.meamea.blogspot.com Miss Mea-Mea

    But Dooce, sometimes there ARE boobs in gay male porn. Have you never seen she-males, or other versions of hermaphordidic porn?

    Gay porn is the best. Straight porn is nothing but pudgy hairy men naked but for athletic tube socks. I finally got tired of trying to pick out something straight that would turn me on as much as the boyfriend, and went for the gay side. Yummy, muscled blonde gods. We made a deal – I get one I want, he gets one he wants. This is how I wound up watching Buttman’s Bubble Butt Babes and Hot Stallions in the Shower, all in one night.

    You’re going to be seeing some pretty interesting Google searches after today’s post:)

  • http://www.turbanhead.com/blogger.html ME

    Mayhaps you should check out the gay titles featuring “man-boobs”

  • drew

    i’m a hetero guy and i love gay porn! female gay porn that is. plenty of boobs.

  • http://limmert.blogspot.com Antonio Monkerro

    My sister’s boyfriend has a new boxer puppy. He’s adorable, but like most boxer puppies, he’s abyssmally stupid. Like the dog that dooce described, this cute little pug likes to eat vaseline. And we’re talking vaseline that’s still sealed in the plastic container. The little monster actually manages to wrestle the container open with his teeth and gorge himself on the greasy contents within. This might be fine if he didn’t have another bad habit. The pug and his daddy live in the country, and one of his favourite mid-morning snacks (the dog, not the owner) is fresh cow shit. So this cute little pug spends the rest of the day looking ill and slinking around the house….and every once in a while it would crap out vaseline and vomit cow shit all over the rug. You should see the carpet, it’s a work of art.

  • Carrie

    Now tell me again, why is this site “not for kids”?

  • http://queserasera.blogspot.com Sarah B.

    Remind me to tell you about the time we purchased “Hombres Latinos” at the adult bookstore as a joke, only it wasn’t a funny joke, and it made Laura cry.

    I have a married lady friend who is way into gay male porn, and sometimes she gets confused and thinks I am way into gay male porn too, and I have to be like, no, I draw the line at Velvet Goldmine, dude.

  • yesno0001

    Maybe she watches it for the articles.

  • http://www.dennis.ca/weblog dennis

    Hell, I’m straight, but all this positive vibe for gay porn… I’m sold! 8-)

  • http://blab-o-rama.home.att.net Beerzie Boy

    Maybe your neighbor is looking for a foursome or (heaven help Chuckie) a sixsome. If you aquiesce, make sure they don’t have an X-10.

  • http://convivial.blogspot.com Heather #2

    Did anybody watch WILL AND GRACE last night? It seems Grace is easily enticed with free porn.

  • nifflet

    no boobs = no obnoxious fake squealing = lots of manly man noises that are infinitely more arousing than hetero porn. (with the obvious exception of jenna…)

  • http://www.thesafeword.com/daily/kerry.html Kerry

    Oh! Porn is my favorite subject! I LOVE porn. The gay male porn is a strange thing for me though. See, I don’t think I would really enjoy straight up gay male porn, as there are usually no women in it anywhere,and then I can’t relate. Plus, the men are all..well..gay. But can I just tell you how fucking excite I get when I’m watching regular porn, and there’s a scene with two guys and one girl, and their wangs accidentally touch? I love that! If there is a fetish for that, I so have it. I get especially giddy if when one guy..uh..ejaculates, it accidentally lands on the other guy. It has to be an accident though. Or a double penetration scene. Otherwise, its not nearly as hot.

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  • http://www.thesafeword.com J

    If another guy came on me, I think I would react as if someone spilled some acid on me. I’d be all recoiling in heterosexual trauma.

  • http://www.thesafeword.com/daily/kerry.html Kerry

    Yeah. Sorry about that. I just get so damn excited.

  • http://www.brettlamb.com blamb

    Actually, Kerry, your description was cool, not too much info at all, an enlightening insight.

    As for “boobs”, not all straight porn has “boobs”. Gay porn? Straight porn? Let’s not fight, there’s plenty for everyone!!!


    Is that you, dear?

  • http://www.lipsman.com Benjy

    What kind of outrageous stories would you be able to tell if you guys move to Utah? How you saw some Mormon neighbor buying bags of coffee at Sams Club?

    I love all the wierd gay porn neighbors / wacky run-ins with celeb stories that could only take place in LA!

  • LesboHeather

    There is a strange phenomenon among a lot of the lesbian chicks I know (myself included)… we like gay male porn. I think boy porn is more interesting than other porn. You can see exactly what is going on and you know that the guys aren’t faking the money shot. I don’t know. It just works for me. But I’ve been accused of being a gay man trapped in a lesbian’s body…

  • ae

    So, you’re straight?

    And, um… wangs?

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  • Straight Gal

    Gay Porn is the best! I agree ont he no Boobs parts except that in Hetro Porn the girls all have such awful boob jobs…but it is a treat when you spot really well done ones or even the rare – Natural ones. But back to the topic—Gay Porn is tons of hot guys…all sweaty and very nice big cocks. I mean there is a reason that HBO’s OZ and Showtimes Queer as Folk have huge female viewership. I personally own several Gay Porn tapes…and yes there is something very hot about a man taking it for a change.