Tis the season to be immature!
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That’s what you had to do in order to get Leta out of the hostage situation?
That bad santa.
Heather, you look great. No kidding.
And that is one freakin’ HUGE Santa chair.
Merry Christmas Dooce, Jon, Leta, Chuck, and all the Dooce fans.
Merry Christmas Eve, Heather’s Butt.
It is so hard for any girl to resist a good beard!
Yet another one from the Santa Series.
thank you! for making me laugh when I am having a major meltdown!
Thank you for making my christmas eve so much better!!
Happy Schmolidays Dooce & Blurb!
Now THAT is not your average clenched-cheek sprint to see Santa!
DOOCE! This is in reference to your fart smell. Cora is the same age as Leta…I noticed that my farts smelled like Cora’s poops. Weird. Merry Christmas!
Leta: I saw mommy kissing?? Santa Claus.
Merry (and Mary) Christmas to all you Dooce-kateers. http://home.comcast.net/~abba92/12%20Daze%20of%20Christmas.mp3
Happy Christmas Eve everyone.
Wow Heather, nice ass. I’m fairly certain you could take Heidi Klum- she’s all silicone and big talk.
For some reason I’m imagining Santa as the Ladies Man…”Well! Hello there Lady…”
(dooce, is “the husband” above really Jon, or is it someone impersonating him? methinks it’s your wannabe-hubby.)
I saw a movie like this once but the lighting was much worse…
Heather, I’ve shouted both, “YOU’RE A NOSY BASTARD!” and “SHUT UP!” to my husband, RIGHT in his face while we were sleeping, “speaking” to someone in a dream each time. But it was never Heidi Klume.
BEST PICTURE EVER.
Am I the only one who only cares what brand of jeans those are?
Also? I’m with Sarah (21): “You totally look like you are doing something completely perverted to Santa.”
I’m excited to see Leta’s Christmas morning face. Excited to see what Santa brings for her. I hope Santa brings her pink frilly dresses! *chuckles*
hehehe MERRY CHRISTMAS !
And I thought it was a lap dance picture at first then I thought… nah she’s rescuing Leta.
Wonderful and appropriate picture Merry Christmas to you and yours!!!!
There you go, multitasking again. Giving us a funny Christmas greeting AND providing evidence of the mission to rescue Leta from the sca-wy Santa man.
Merry Christmas to the entire Armstrong clan!
nice picture! Have a merry christmas!
Scott, come out of the woodwork. We’ve found the true pervos: Shiz, Sarah, Cammie, Amanda B. (Duh), Girl.A (double-duh), Dr. Fever, Danika, LittleHoney, Ashik, and Jess. (And we love them dearly for it!)
Merry Christmas– and cute jeans.
Yes, but is it the butt OF FRANCE?!
Someone had to say it.
Okay, I’m working today, and one of my co-workers just came by and wished me a very heartfelt Merry Chistmas.
During which he called me by the WRONG NAME. I feel so loved.
Well that is the nicest Christmas greeting I’ve ever received from a derriere. Merry Christmas to you and yours, Heather.
Dazed and Confuzed… that’s Soooo funny. Who’s singing that? Any idea?
Stan – that was Fay McKay and it was recorded (I think) in the late 60′s. I nearly peed when I heard it.
Perfect merry christmas greeting!!! Thanks ONCE AGAIN for the laugh!!!
And I just love reading all the comments.
I must admit when I saw the thumbnail I thought to myself “I hope thats a pic of her ass”.
Hate to tell you, but I think he asked for a hand, not a hand-job. Nonetheless, I’m sure he’s quite happy with the result.
Get it? *Ass*ide…
Ha ha ha… eh… bah-humbug.
I must admit when I saw the thumbnail I thought to myself â€œI hope thats a pic of her assâ€.
I think Danika wins the prize so far as the biggest prev…or at least the one most likey to use their ‘aloud’ voice.
The picture does make one think of lots of ‘giving’ , I must admit
Happy holidays and enjoy that first Christmas, dooce.
and what a lovely butt it is, indeed.
God bless us, everyone!!!
Well you can tell what Jon considers picture worthy Nice butt Dooce!
Check out this site to track Santa. It is quite clever. The kids obsessively check this all day long.
I saw mommy shtooping Santa Claus …
And I’m normally such a good girl.
I’m not a perv I swear.. I uhh just can’t get enough of Dooce. Um. Really was mostly meaning that I hope it was her ass in the pic because then it would be another pic of Dooce. I swear. Not because I really wanted to see her ass. (but what a nice ass it is)
It’s also very interesting who they consisder to be a celebrity.
Eric Estrada, the Gaither Vocal Band, … and they have the WORST photograph ever of Paul Gross.
Merry Christmas from my butt…OF FRANCE!
Awwww Metro…you bring a tear to my eye.
Shiz- you said Eric Estrada. I heart you.
I LIKE THE RECKLESS USE OF CAPS HERE.
it is so fucking liberating.
like the butt shot because i am in a liking the butt shot kind of mood.
happy christmas dooceland!
Are you trying to hump Santa?
That is one ridiculously huge chair!
Funny pic! Great jeans, though. Brand?
Amanda B. – A tear to your eye? Wow, I usually don’t bring out emotion in women. I’m lucky to get a half-hearted shrug.
Shit – my x-mas present to Dooce is going to be late. Fukkin’ UPS.
“Your package is in the UPS system and has a rescheduled delivery date of Dec 27, 2004.”
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