Zing Zing Zingbah says, “Happy New Year!”

WTF??? WHAT IS THAT??

Ohmigod that might be the scariest children’s toy ever! Glad it makes Leta happy.

Happy new year!

thanks for keeping us all laughing Heather. What would we housebound moms do without you?
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Last night I dreamed I’d start 2005 with good wishes from an orange uncircumsized penis, and look what I get!

Happy New Year, Zing Zing Zingbah!

That is one of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen. But, if it keeps the little one from screaming and distracts her long enough for you to convene the procedure, then I guess it has its purpose in life. Happy New Year!

I have no idea what the craze with that is..

Booh bahs are freaking creepy. They Looks like weenies. Happy New Year

i meant, you never know where you are with the boohbahs, innit. (see what i mean?)

it’s no surprise that the boohbahs are from the same people behind the teletubbies…

Almost as scary as Furbies!

And I thought teletubbies were evil when they came out. They ain’t nothin’.

I am soo glad I don’t have cable right now. SO GLAD.

And I’m also quite glad my three year old doesn’t know there’s a Limbo Elmo out there to BUY. It’s bad enough she interrupts my valuable internet time to play the damn game on sesamestreet.com.

Have a boobah-free 2005, to those who wish it. To those who use it as a distraction for your wee one so you can go have sneaky boobah sex, have a boobah-filled 2005.

Zing Zing needs to go get those genital warts burnt off.

These things may scare an entire generation of females away from the male genitalia. Yikes!

Happy New Year everyone.

Kiss my ass, you little orange bastard!

Scary.

It looks like someone made a toy out of a sesame seed bun.

As if it has human-like eyes. How creepy. Happy New Year!!

And it’s Tennessee orange… I’ll bet it makes a lot of annoying sounds, too.

My friend bought the pink one for her two year old son (the obligatory STD jokes were made about it, of course.) Every time I go over to their house, I hear “Erin! Bee boo! Erin! Bee BOOOO!” and that fucking toy will go flying past my head.

He also thinks that Teletubbies are a branch of “Bee Boo,” perhaps some distant cousins. Man.

I look at that figurine and I think to myself that some demented children’s television programmer was looking at his own unit and he said, “Hey! That would make a great PBS show!”

I guess it’s no worse than most of us watching HR Puff-n-stuff or Fragle Rock when we were little. What about those Seseme Street charachters, I think they were aliens, that only moved around and said “meep, meep, meep, meep”? Those were about as scary.

Those things scare me!

Metro – Word. However, it may come in handy for when you actually don’t want to go out with a woman and don’t know how to turn her down nicely. Just whip out your Boobah and the girl will run screaming for the hills.

I picture a scene like this somewhere in the future:

Girl: “I just can’t! It looks like a Boobah.”

Guy: “Would it help if it wasn’t Orange?”

Girl: “I just can’t stop seeing those freaky eyes staring at me.”

Guy: “Damn you Boobah. Khhhhaaaaaannnnnn!”

you know, i feel qualified in saying this because i have no children, but my friend does. and what i think is that kids are always going to be fascinated with brightly colored things that move and make weird/interesting noises. i base this BRILLIANT THEORY THAT HAS NEVER BEEN THOUGHT OF BEFORE on my friend’s kid, who is absolutely fascinated by the daft punk “around the world” video. you could parade two tons of ice cream and a dancing clown in front of her: she will not be shaken from that video. i hope this means she’ll become a cool indie director one day, and not a heroin addict or something.

Boohbah is the Hebrew word for doll. It is totally not okay for them to give a Hebrew name to an uncircumcised penis. That is all.

lol that really cracks me up, Dooce.

It’s the Pooka Monster!