“How many times did she go poop today?”
“Once. Just once.”
“I pooped this morning. That makes two of us. How about you? Have you pooped today?”
“Nah.”
“How long has it been?”
“Three days. I know, I know, I KNOW. It’s toxic, just like Britney says.”
the smell of my desperation has become a stench
Heather B. Armstrong
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.
