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I agree wholeheartedly with BFE. I am sure that Kate McQ would lighten up if she were to simply join Heather’s Harem for one day. There’s nothing more soul-cleansing than lifting Heather into her chariot and spoonfeeding her Metamucil and pop-tarts. These acts of charity also more than pay for her lowly Doocelings to go crazy in the comments section.
Kristine: I did, and commented on *your* blog!
Strizz, you are too funny. I love the word ‘hoochified’. Thank goodness Heather has years to go before that point – but I bet Leta will be a real handful. She already is a beauty queen, imagine her in fifteen years!
I am witnessing a growing resemblance to you in recent pictures of Leta. Her face is morphing into a doocelike shape and maybe the placement/shape of her eyes? Lips? Chin? Eyebrows?
Absolutely adorable. My best friend’s sond didn’t start walking until he was about 14-15 months of age so I wouldn’t worry about it. Not every kid does exactly the same thing at exactly the same time.
Heh, can’t wait til it’s time for the potty training. I can only imagine what you’ll write about that!
Geez – I go to the station
and i find…
Susie, I just reviewed the AM comments from the last pic and noticed you were tryin’ to bogart the Shiraz Greenie saved for me.
Don’t mess with chicks who wear horned helmets – theres a lot of wine-drinking in opera-land – its pretty much a food group there.
ok, back to the pretty music to go with the artsy pic of Leta.
So, do all of you who hold in-depth conversations in Heather’s Daily Photo section actually donate money to her?
Seems like an awful lot of bandwidth use for conversations not about the site. Bandwidth that Heather pays for.
Perhaps Kate McQ should contact Heather to be her financial advisor.
Kate McQ: Heather has the choice of turning comments on or off, if her bandwidth is a problem. She also earns money from the site, which more than pays for the bandwidth.
Anyway, this is why we set up a Dooce Forum at http://dooce.migrantroo.com so people can chat about other things without hogging the bandwidth. Come on over and join us!
I love black & white photos. They give such a different, sort of nostalgic, feel to pix.
Heather, you totally got it. It’s not about tomoroow it’s about right now. Tomorrow she will be going to her prom in a hoochiefied dress with some hot guy while you fret if they are going to hump or not.
I continue to be amazed at your pictoral representation of young Leta. Maybe I’m wrong; maybe I haven’t discovered some corner of this site, but I have yet to see one picture of this darling crying or screaming or sad. She always looks peaceful, deep in thought, or happy.
Even if you never post one, I do hope you’re taking them. They’ll come in handy later.
Torrie, Home Detention Lady always tips me off, but I don’t know from whence she gets the themes, or if they’re posted anywhere.
I sure hope it’s One-Sock Week.
Bucky, do you keep a flask of hootch in your sock garter?
Doesnt matter what it is, im backed up with boobie name pic requests for like a week.
Torrie, how do you think I keep my hoochie mama vibe goin’ on at all times?
Flaming pasties? Check.
Well then Jess, perhaps you should get busy with the camera.
For those new to the pasture….
I am hung LIKE. A. HORSE.
Well yes, but Im only going to do one a day because if I keep writing on myself and rubbing it off, I will be tender! Them’s my hoots, gotta be nice to the hoots.
Yes Bucky, I said rubbing it off. Ready? GO!
I need help y’all, not like *that*.
Any one remmeber when we were talking about the wrassler Chyna having a little dick? Well, ineed the scary porn link that showed it. THANKS! haha
nilbo is not here either… this is quite…
Is it considered a “onesie” if I’m wearin’ nothing but a sock?
And before anyone asks where “sir” is wearin’ the sock, it’s on my right foot.
Let’s not be silly about it here…
Happy 15-months! And congrats on the pulling to stand position. She’s growing up so fast.
Lets NOT be silly Here….
Did you read that before you hit post Bucky, or were you too busy adjusting your sock?
Does anyone know what the theme for Self Portrait Day is this week?
Does anyone seriously think I _ever_ read before I hit post? If I did that, you’d never hear from me. Which, to some, would be a blessing.
And my sock is just fine, thank you. Did I mention the sock garter?
I wish my hair did that! Well it did when I was a baby. So my mom says. Can you come over to my house and take good pictures of my baby?
Gooooooooder…Take my advice, get a kitten. Children are wonderful and cute, but damnit, they grow up and generally become useless for a good number of years before moving away.
nevermind I found her penis
Oh my gosh, Im so embaressed, I did my hair the same way as Leta today. Lets just hope were both not wearing the same pink onesie because that would just be down right tacky.
Jess, if you _are_ wearin’ the pink onesie, you must post pix to go with your new site design.
Bucky, Ok fine! Fine. Im not wearing the pink onesie. Im wearing Nicks eyeball pants.
But that doesnt mean I wouldnt wear a pink oneise if I had one…
she gets more adorable with ever passing day. and your stories about her get even funnier!
I just love the newsletters. So wonderfully touching.
Heather, thanks again for such a great newsletter! I imagine that one day Leta will sit down to read all of these letters you have written her and just know how loved she is.
I loved the 15 month post.. wonderful pics in it! This one creeps me out a little though :/ Its a little too ‘Twilight Zone’ for my taste.
So damn cute.
Why Dooce Why? I want no children! But the photos are sooo cute.
i need a kitten.
K, I have to say that in the first pic of the newsletter, Leta looks like you Heather. That is definitely a sassy Dooce face.
Long time reader, first time poster. I have been watching Leta grow up from your pictures. She’s so damn adorable and your honesty about the trials of parenting makes me feel like I’m not doing such a bad job…keep em coming.
Katie, pretty close, but in German “w”s are pronounced like “v”, so change your “v”s to “w”s and you got it!
Also, it’s “Er hat”.
Aww happy 15 months Leta! You are just too cute for words.
I want to eat her little cheeks.
Happy 15 months, Heather. You’re doing great.
Thanks Suburban Misfit!
Heather, you officially have the cutest baby girl in the world. Happy 15 months!
the cheeks! chubby baby cheeks!!!!
could that child look more like her father?
Did you get my comment on your blog?
BTW: The picture is cute. I’m a fan of B & W
i love the picture but i love the words more. Leta is going to have a wonderful journal to read when she grows up!
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