15 mos.

I agree wholeheartedly with BFE. I am sure that Kate McQ would lighten up if she were to simply join Heather’s Harem for one day. There’s nothing more soul-cleansing than lifting Heather into her chariot and spoonfeeding her Metamucil and pop-tarts. These acts of charity also more than pay for her lowly Doocelings to go crazy in the comments section.

Strizz, you are too funny. I love the word ‘hoochified’. Thank goodness Heather has years to go before that point – but I bet Leta will be a real handful. She already is a beauty queen, imagine her in fifteen years!

Absolutely adorable. My best friend’s sond didn’t start walking until he was about 14-15 months of age so I wouldn’t worry about it. Not every kid does exactly the same thing at exactly the same time.

Heh, can’t wait til it’s time for the potty training. I can only imagine what you’ll write about that!

So, do all of you who hold in-depth conversations in Heather’s Daily Photo section actually donate money to her?

Seems like an awful lot of bandwidth use for conversations not about the site. Bandwidth that Heather pays for.

Kate McQ: Heather has the choice of turning comments on or off, if her bandwidth is a problem. She also earns money from the site, which more than pays for the bandwidth.
Anyway, this is why we set up a Dooce Forum at http://dooce.migrantroo.com so people can chat about other things without hogging the bandwidth. Come on over and join us!

The cute!!

I continue to be amazed at your pictoral representation of young Leta. Maybe I’m wrong; maybe I haven’t discovered some corner of this site, but I have yet to see one picture of this darling crying or screaming or sad. She always looks peaceful, deep in thought, or happy.

Even if you never post one, I do hope you’re taking them. They’ll come in handy later.

Bucky, do you keep a flask of hootch in your sock garter?

Torrie, how do you think I keep my hoochie mama vibe goin’ on at all times?

Flask? Check.
Clothespins? Check.
Flaming pasties? Check.

For those new to the pasture….

I am hung LIKE. A. HORSE.

I need help y’all, not like *that*.

Any one remmeber when we were talking about the wrassler Chyna having a little dick? Well, ineed the scary porn link that showed it. THANKS! haha

Is it considered a “onesie” if I’m wearin’ nothing but a sock?

And before anyone asks where “sir” is wearin’ the sock, it’s on my right foot.

Let’s not be silly about it here…

Lets NOT be silly Here….

Did you read that before you hit post Bucky, or were you too busy adjusting your sock?

Does anyone seriously think I _ever_ read before I hit post? If I did that, you’d never hear from me. Which, to some, would be a blessing.

And my sock is just fine, thank you. Did I mention the sock garter?

Gooooooooder…Take my advice, get a kitten. Children are wonderful and cute, but damnit, they grow up and generally become useless for a good number of years before moving away.

Completely edible.

Jess, if you _are_ wearin’ the pink onesie, you must post pix to go with your new site design.

she gets more adorable with ever passing day. and your stories about her get even funnier!

Heather, thanks again for such a great newsletter! I imagine that one day Leta will sit down to read all of these letters you have written her and just know how loved she is.

So damn cute.

Why Dooce Why? I want no children! But the photos are sooo cute.

i need a kitten.

Long time reader, first time poster. I have been watching Leta grow up from your pictures. She’s so damn adorable and your honesty about the trials of parenting makes me feel like I’m not doing such a bad job…keep em coming.

Aww happy 15 months Leta! You are just too cute for words.

Thanks Suburban Misfit!

the cheeks! chubby baby cheeks!!!!

Misfit,
Did you get my comment on your blog?

BTW: The picture is cute. I’m a fan of B & W