Family dynamic
Several weeks ago we were wiling away an early Sunday evening in the living room, the two of us watching the national news while Leta pretended that her Sleeping Beauty Barbie was dead. I got up to clean the kitchen just as America's Funniest Videos was coming on, and within minutes the laughter erupting from the living room was loud enough to pull me away from a sink full of dirty dishes. I walked over to see what was going on, and there on the couch was a sea of lanky limbs, legs sprawled out on top of each other, two faces frozen in giggling so hysterical that it had crossed over into silence. This is yet another thing Leta inherited from her father, the habit of falling into a fit of laughter so hard that when it happens I don't know if she's laughing or dying. And in this instance if anyone had seen her contorted, silent body wedged between two couch cushions I would have had to assure them, no, she's not dead, she just saw a video of a man accidentally setting his balls on fire.
She calls it The Funny Show, and several times a day she asks how many days until Sunday, how many days until we get to see The Funny Show again. And I'll be honest, this is thrilling for both of us because we both could sit for hours and watch videos of people crashing their bikes into trees. And now our daughter does, too? You know, I've seen countless videos of people swinging bats at piñatas only to miss and hit someone in the crotch, but to sit there and share that moment with my daughter is something entirely different. Especially when she narrates her perspective out loud: "Oh no, oh no... no, no, no.... DON'T DO IT, DON'T DO IT... AHHH! AHHHH! AHHHHHHH! HE FELL OVER! HE FELL OVER! Rewind it! Rewind it! I want to see him fall over again!" Yes, it's funny because that poor man fell over, not because you could hear his testicles crunching underneath the weight of the blow.
So this has become our Sunday ritual, we all wind down after dinner by watching videos of people disfiguring themselves, and it would be perfect except for the fact that Chuck cannot handle it. For some reason he is distressed by the sound and energy of our collective laughter and will sit in the middle of the floor and shake with anxiety. Usually he only behaves this way when I cough or when Jon and I have a serious discussion, and that only started happening in the months after Leta's birth when I was a basket case. My postpartum depression scarred him, and if I make the tiniest move where it looks like I'm even thinking about tossing a milk jug at Jon's head, Chuck will shed his entire coat and go hide in a closet. Turns out you can't assure a dog that you still love Daddy, it's just sometimes you experience an irrational, unfounded need to make him bleed.
But our laughter sounds nothing like yelling or arguing, so we have no idea why he will climb up onto the couch in the middle of The Funny Show and physically shove his body between us to try and break up the fun. The only thing I can come up with is that this is just another one of his many neurotic sensitivities, a hunch confirmed by the dog trainer we hired to help us with Coco, someone who boarded both dogs over the Thanksgiving holiday and got to experience Chuck's neuroses first hand. She's been training dogs for over ten years and has never before encountered anything so emotionally delicate as Chuck and told us that we'd been having so much trouble with Coco because we'd never before lived with a normal dog. Coco, she said, could let go. Chuck, on the other hand, would remember the kid in first grade who stole his fruit roll-up and then twenty years later open fire in a mall because he was still mad about it.
Coco is a dog. Chuck is a cat. And considering the multitude and nature of things we have put on his head, it will be no mystery if one of us goes missing.
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1. DaddyScratches said:
OK, so "The Funny Show" thing is, well, funny ... because recently, we were at my mother's Christmas party, and my 5-year-old son and his 5-year-old second cousin were playing with some action figures and what not, so we left them upstairs playing ... and when I went back a short while later they were naked and acting goofy and saying that what they were doing was called "The Funny Show."
I quickly slipped into Les Moonves mode and canceled that show.
2. Dana said:
Not to change the subject, but please tell me you saw this on Kottke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oGFogwcx-E
I can't find a bucket big enough to catch the projectile vomit I am now stricken with.
3. April said:
I love your site. And I was excited to see 0 comments! Could I be the first?
4. Stellare said:
Dogs and cats and humans all behave in mysterious ways. That's all I know. :-)
5. Emily Joyner said:
I love it. My 2-year-old English Bulldog (Dorsey) sounds an awful lot like Chuck. I'm convinced that no one's told her she's a dog!
6. Heather's Garden said:
I wish we did silent laughter. My family veers into snorting if you really get us laughing hard. My sister loves to make me snort.
7. Zoe, in Ireland said:
Just wanted to comment because I have never seen your comments under 100 before. And I wanted to say that you are not alone in wondering whether your daughter came out of your womb or not. People have told me, and still do in fact, that I was obviously just the incubator. Good times.
Oh, and you think being newly pregnant was shitty, try doing it while holding onto a 9 month old and a 2.5 year old. What the hell happened?
8. Nancy said:
So, this is where my cat's neuroses ended up...you know - the cat I have who thinks he is a dog? The one who plays fetch, "barks" at the door, begs for treats - but stops short of eating his own poop - thank goodness. I was going to offer to trade - but I think I will just keep the bizarre behavior - identity crisis and all.
9. Robin G. said:
I think it's a bit harsh to imply that Chuck's quirks are shared by all, or even most, cats. There are plenty of non-neurotic cats out there. Not that I own any of them -- my three are some of the most bizarrely wired mammals you'll ever meet in your life -- but I have met a few and they're perfectly fine. Neurosis is as neurosis does.
And if Coco is like a normal dog, I think I'll stick with cats, all things considered.
10. Lady K said:
I will sit on the couch with hubbie and watch the funny show and cry with laughter....and then fall into fits of silent laughter. While crying. He just sits there and watches me. Rolling his eyes.
11. Joey said:
Oh, Chuck. At least he's got a steady hand with the eyeliner.
12. Chuk said:
We just got a standard Australian Shepherd puppy. We only had cats before. She does this all day (well, during the parts of the day when she isn't trying to chew on my everything):
http://www.flickr.com/photos/91694861@N00/3189803070/
Our brains are going to explode.
I may need the name of your dog trainer.
13. Anonymous said:
My daughter loved that show too except she called it "America's FUN videos".
Poor Chuck.
14. d3 voiceworks said:
I'm posting mostly because I'm in the top 10--whoa!--and because I wonder sometimes if I might love my dog Fozzie more than my people (family).
15. Bush Babe said:
Thank the Lord. I though MY kids were the only ones rivetted into soundless hysterics by Funniest Home Videos. Dash will NOT let me change the channel when even the most DISTURBING clips are on. Neither will my husband.
The whole Chuck thing is interesting... I don't have a house pet (anymore) but our Great Dane hated it when we "debated" and would come and stand directly between us. Hard to maintain the higher ground when one is being leant on by an 80kg dog...
:-)
BB
16. d3 voiceworks said:
Well, I thought I was in the top 10 but between writing and hitting 'submit' I got bumped.
Still love my dog just as much, though. ;)
17. kim at allconsuming said:
I'm commenting solely because I've never EVER been in the tens - only the 100s and normally the 1000s if I comment here.
I love you all, even if you are dog lovers.
That is all.
18. LA in OK said:
Thanks #11... I've wondered if that really WAS eyeliner on Chuck on occasion, or if it was just the lighting!
19. dessessopsid said:
Is just good to know that someone else has a dog that is so very cat like too...
20. Cindy said:
I love AFV too! I sometimes laugh so hard I cry or can't breath...thankfully we have dvr so we can pause while I catch my breath back up to normal (or go to the bathroom, if you know what I mean). :-)
I'm so happy you all love the show too...the fact that Leta narrates the happenings makes me smile - a lot.
Poor Chuck - please hug him when he's so stressed. Or give him earmuffs.
21. Becki said:
AFV is one of our family's favorite shows too. Although, for the past 3 years I've been trying to get my daughter to call it AFV. But she seems to prefer "America's Homest Funniest Homest Videos."
We've got a very neurotic dog too - she does the same thing. She sits in front of the TV facing us and shakes and wears an expression of severe torture. You'd think that, with every guffaw, we were beating her severely. When my dad is around her, he yells "Why can't you act like a normal dog? Just be a dog."
22. Solarjoles said:
If it makes you feel any better, Dino, my 90lb Dobie, shakes with anxiety too. All the time. Especially when there are cats around, since he knows he's not allowed to chase them, but they are SOOOO tempting.
It's better than the licking, though...the constant licking of his back leg until it bleeds. I have to promise everyone that no, I don't abuse my dog, he just needs more Valium.
23. Lori said:
My son (5) also calls it "The Funny Show"! I have to admit that it is one of our Sunday evening staples and I am frequently laughing so hard that I'm crying. It freaks my dog out too and I think I may have discovered the answer. On the National Geographic Channel there was recently a program entitled "In the Womb: Dogs" at one point they mentioned that dogs with red hair are more like to worry and be easier to upset. Guess what I have... a red haired labradoodle.
24. Ronna said:
Sounds a lot like my dog. Chuck isn't part Chihuahua is he?
25. Britte S. said:
My dog, Major, is a lot like Chuck. He was badly abused as a pup and I rescued him when he was 6 months old. He's almost 2 now and is finally over the majority of his fear of feet. We still have bags, newspapers, boxes, anything that resembles a bat when rolled up, and Ramen noodles to conquer (I'm not sure how that fear came about, but god forbid I take out a packet of Ramen noodles in his presence). He actually looks a lot like Chuck if Chuck was chocolate coloured and had a Bubba (from Forest Gump) like underbite.
My family and I are very very careful to stay away from him when we argue because otherwise he'll go into shakes and try to either shove his body between the people arguing or he'll try to shove himself under the couch. Although funny to watch, it breaks my heart to know he's get affected by it that badly.
26. Marshall said:
Have you introduced Leta to "Jackass" yet?
27. Kristan said:
"Emotionally delicate"? Did you tell her you write about Chuck online for millions of people to read? Because I'm willing to bet a therapist would blame you, so maybe a dog trainer would too. :P
28. Jewels said:
Thank you for the laughter.
Your humorous account of Chuck's behavior reminds me of my dog Scooter.
Scooter was a german shepard/cocker spaniel, you think Chuck's got issues. My dog looked like a minature german shepard but thought she was a lap dog. Had the brain power of a cocker spaniel and would kill birds, bring them into the house and never sit still. She was an odd dog.
I'm definitely impressed that you are able to get Chuck to sit still long enough to balance a myriad of things on his head.
29. Christine said:
OMG.. our pup acts just like Chuck. We call Ollie our "emo son" mainly because he doesn't believe he's a dog. Once our daughter was born, the emo factor increased ten-fold. Our favourite is his ability to learn and copy baby by crying -- in an overly-dramatic way--in order to get our attention. And if the 3 humans are having a good time, he'll come over all sad and pitiful looking and then is sure to position himself between the 3 of us. Or he'll sit on the baby as much as he can without getting in trouble (i.e. without crushing her. he's a standard schnauzer -- heavy, but too heavy). His life must be rougher than we thought b/c having a bed in our bedroom, going to dog camp, taking a part in my walks with baby every day and going to the dog park just isn't enough.
Ahhh... but we love our furry, 4-legged children.
30. Kristan said:
RE: Britte S from comment #25-
I'm so sorry your dog was abused (seriously, that's horrendous) BUT OMG RAMEN?! We can agree that's hysterical, right?
Maybe he'd prefer another brand -- Cup Noodle, perhaps? ;P
31. K Van D said:
1. If there was a cult dedicated to AFV, I'd be a charter member and you could always count on me for the Kool-Aid.
2. Our daughter Mad (1 yr) has already started laughing at any video that includes a baby. As long as it isn't her. That freaks her out.
3. Our dog Zoie barks incessantly as I laugh hysterically because I am pretty sure she is trying to help keep my blood pressure down. That doesn't necessarily help.
4. I am 19 weeks pregnant with our 2nd little girl. I laugh so hard I pee. Even if I just peed...and my husband thinks this is funnier than the "Funny Show" could ever be.
32. Jonnelle said:
That poor cat/dog!!! My cat thought he was a dog and he would chase me around and "bark" at new people. I miss that cat. But congrats on the baby! And now there will be 4 lanky people on the couch having laughing fits on Sundays! Chuck may just start hiding under the couch like a cat.
33. Lizzy said:
When cats, and apparently Chuck, fill out worksheets on Career Day, all signs point to Postal Worker. I know this because I have two cats and I see the way they look at me.
34. Folake Kuye Huntoon said:
This is hilarious, because it is a ritual for my family to watch this show on Sundays too. My husband, 10yr old son, and 16mth old daughter all sit to watch it, but the only problem is that while we are laughing, my little daughter is crying and acting like Chuck :) Instead of joining in in the laughter, she actually gets frightened. She mistakes the screams and laughter for arguing and crying?!?! Still baffles us too.
35. Helen said:
My aunt's dog (little brown poodle) was fine if either my aunt or my uncle was in the room, but if they were both in the room at the same time, she hid under the table. Intelligent dog.
36. jane said:
My husband and I watch that show and laugh like buffoons, only in my house I'm the one gasping and saying, "Rewind it!" Our son is 4 months old and I can't wait to enjoy it with him; he seems to think my husband is hilarious (apparently mom has to work on her material a bit more) so I'm hoping he shares our sensibility! Thanks for giving me another thing to look forward to with the baby.
37. Anonymous said:
Heather,
Just wanted you to know, I dig, dig, dig your blog. We're not a worlds funniest home video family, however my son cannot get enough of anything Indiana Jones. He hums the theme song twenty four/seven. We're a dog family. Two of them. Huge galumphing dogs. Sometimes I think I should just move out of my own bed the way everyone/thing piles on. Check out my blog: hutchfoster.blogspot.com.
Hutch
38. Emily said:
My kids and I watch The Funny Show every afternoon (at 5:00 Eastern). We laugh until our sides hurt, and I can't tell you how much good it has already done for us.
My dogs don't hate it, though. They're used to us behaving like morons.
39. Adrienne said:
Poor Chuck.
And thank god we never had a dog growing up. (Although, I did have two gerbils, one named Chuck as a matter of fact.) My little brother would laugh so hard and loud at AFHV that we thought he would have a stroke at the ripe old age of six. My other brother and I didn't think the show was funny, but the insane laughter, *that* was funny.
40. steph said:
You know that part when they paste the host's head onto other peoples bodies? That part scares the crap out of my 2 year old son. He turns to me, climbs up on my lap and burries his head. I still watch the show though.
41. Denise said:
Poor Chuck. Your dogs sound exactly like mine only with the sexes reversed. We have a 9 year old female neurotic red mutt and a 2 year old little boy aussie. Our red dog will run and hide when we raise or voices and shakes uncontrollably in a car, around loud noises etc. We blame the hubbies mormon mother on the neurosis though :-)
42. Larissa Gaston said:
I still love Chuck - even if he is a neurotic mess.
43. Anonymous said:
My Rot/Lab cross is wary of all small rodents. She's not afraid, I don't think, just would rather not have the little balls of fur trying to sniff her feet.
It's fun to stick the dog and two guinea pigs into a small space and watch the dog fidget. I'm a nice person, really.
44. Anonymous said:
Chuck is delightful.
I have a labrador who acts like that.
It might be Chucks neurotic labrador retriever roots showing.
45. Heather G. said:
So, affection for crotch shots and bike crashes aside, our daughters could definitely be friends, or 85 year old convalescent home frenemies trapped in 5 year old bodies. If I am not forced 'to attend a barbie funeral, or risky amputation with rusty scissors, I am role-playing as a husband while she announces her new-found pregnancy. How do you appropriately respond when your 5 year old daughter exclaims, "Honey, I'm pregnant. Aren't you excited?"
46. Alicia said:
My four year old also loves it and calls it "Silly Things". Those two remind me much of each other, Leta and Jack. It must be the four thing and the neurotic thing (and the reading obsession, and the crazy eating habits...)
:-)
47. The Furry Godmother said:
Poor sensitive Chuckles!
If my husband raises his voice for, say, a football game, one of our pups, The Zali Lama, will saunter over to him and give him a full on head tilt, movie star smooch.
We're all dysfunctional. We're over it.
Congrats on the team expansion!
48. Jen said:
I love America's Funniest Home videos. And you're right, it's funny to watch alone, but when you find someone to watch it with, it's even funnier!
49. Jill said:
I have a neurotic dog AND a psychotic cat, and a six year old boy who has loved the Funny Show since he was three. Now if only I can get him to quit hitting himself in his crotch, as he thinks it'll make him a tv star...
thanks for your blog - you rock!
50. Jack and Jill Put Up A Blog said:
My dog has a very similar sensitive manner. If I clip his nails, he doesn't want me to touch/cuddle him for a week or more. Or if something scarred him at a point of our walk, he will remember the spot and skitter around it. He ran into a rattle snake a few months back, and still thinks every stick or mud clump is a rattle snake. Ohhh, our sensitive little guys...it doesn't help that this kind of sensitive dog makes it even easier to humanize him...It can't be helped.
51. Jenni said:
My dog will start barking at me when I laugh. It is like I am not allowed to be laughing, if she is not in on the joke. My cat on the other hand, mews at me when I sneeze, so if Chuck reacts to sneezes, he is totally a cat at heart.
52. sharon said:
If she loves Funniest Home Videos then it would be a crime if you didn't introduce her to the rivetting humour of Mr. Bean and The Three Stooges.
53. Krisco (Crib Ceiling_ said:
Yes, the "get hit in the crotch" show. It is amazing how there are basically only four or five plots to that show - fall off the table, get hit in the crotch, knock over the bride, fall in the lake, repeat with get hit in the crotch.
Not that I don't think it's funny.
54. Steve said:
Chuck and Coco sound like good projects for the Dog Whisperer. Seriously, how cool would that be to see the Armstrongs and dogs visit Cesar and his pack?!
55. angela said:
We are getting our new dog in a couple weeks (black mini schnauzer born 22DEC so I guess it takes 8 weeks? I dunno) and I'm freaking out about having 2 dogs. Every once in a while our dog (white mini schnauzer) will wedge himself between us to break up laughing/talking/whatever, which makes me wonder what other things we accidentally taught him with our behavior.
56. Tortilla said:
Dogs are so funny.
57. gjb said:
Only the videos on the funny show are worth watching. Tom Bergeron to me is as Bob Costas is to you; unwatchable. Thank goodness for Tivo and its fast forward function too!
58. The Dalai Mama said:
I think my dogs fit somewhere between a dog (coco) and a cat (chuck).
Your escapes with coco often remind me of things I might have seen on AFV--like the whole naked under the coat dog poop clip...
Thanks for all the laughs--because you know we humans love to laugh at--I mean with others.
59. delia said:
We've spent our Sunday nights the same way with our kids for years and Tivo is fantastic for replaying the horrifying videos in slow motion over and over again. Nothing spells Sunday night fun more than someone's face hitting the pavement after they've fallen on their rollerblades and then hearing the chorus of "play it again in super slow motion!"
Also, it sure feels nice to send the kids to bed with a smile on their face.
60. Lori Magno said:
And that is the story of family! Only now that T-Bone the Kitty is gone do we realize that he was the normal one and Badcat is the "unbalanced" animal. We don't love her any less. We just swear a little more. The color and love in our lives is totally worth it.
61. rb said:
My 6 year old son got so upset over how much his sister and I were laughing at Elf that he had to leave the room. Does this mean he's a cat? Can I leave him at home by himself all day?
62. ChrisV said:
Geez, wait until you can watch South Park with your kids.
63. Nat W. said:
My dog Pete is a lot like Chuck. So scarred by whatever happened before we got him, that he just cannot handle life. He's so emo. Sweet...sometimes somewhat dog-like...but oh so emo.
64. Jason said:
We also have two dogs, and our older dog, Baxter (a Min Pin) I imagine has a personality like Chuck. He remembers things and holds grudges. He runs and hides in the closet if voices are raised or we are laughing hard, etc.
65. sar said:
I have the same reaction as Chuck. Good boy.
66. Talon said:
*sings Chuck's theme song*
Na na na na na na na naaaaaaaa...CAT-DEER!!!!
67. Puanani said:
Hee-hee. The first time i heard my son do this it cracked me up! I don't think he has inherited from me, but at 15, he still laughs out loud when watching something funny, even when he is alone!
68. steph said:
Hey! My kids call it "The Funny Show," too! And cats? Weird? Where to start, where to start....
69. Natalie said:
I'm pretty sure "The Funny Show" is what made my six year old think racking daddy was hilarious. Hey its funny on TV!
70. repliderium.com said:
There is nothing quite as exciting/terrifying/confusing as owning a neurotic dog. Mine has me alternating between coddling her bizarre fears and rolling my eyes at her ridiculous antics. I feel your pain- my dog is more of a cat than my cat is.
71. gearhead mama said:
Okay, this may sound totally ridiculous, but you might want to try a few drops of Rescue Remedy (floral essence / homeopathic available at Whole Foods, etc.) in his water. I have the most neurotic cat on earth and we decided to get two kittens because, honestly, it felt like we didn't have a cat at all, and I wanted my kids to have pets in their lives. But I was scared to death thinking how neuroticat would handle this (we had twice before tried to introduce new cats into our household, both times with disastrous results). On a whim, I started putting RR in her water every time I filled the dish. She chilled way out, started coming out of the basement and even MADE FRIENDS with one of the new kittens (and tolerates the other). We only used it for a few weeks. She's still definitely neuroticat, but she seems happier and less anxious overall.
72. Tam said:
Poor Chuck! Our lab is the same. Cheering at any sporting event makes her cower in the corner. Also vacuuming. Always hides in the opposite side of the house.
73. Jodie said:
ROFLMAO. This is a truely funny story Heather. I also love that Chuck is a cat-dog and Coco is a dog-dog. My cat is semi-cat,semi-dog as she does play fetch, loves to greet me at the door and sleeps next to me all night long. She also scratches the s**t out of my grass-mat wallpaper in the entry way... so she's still cat in that respect. I love the house cleaning project. I wish I could keep my energy going long enough to do my whole house. But it ebbs and flows with depression. I did cleanup after Christmas and everything is put away. Thanks for your writing, your off=beat humor and photos... and thanks to Jon too for his help with your site. I know it's a team effort.
PS. I resisted buying a princess "any thing" and mailing to Leta, as I know she was going to have a very princess Christmas especially from your mother. But I think of your daughter everytime I see a Disney Princess thing. My 2 year old granddaughter is now into the Princess stuff ... she had a book with her at Christmas.
74. Becca said:
You HAVE to video tape y'all watching AFV. The only thing funnier than watching people get their balls kicked in, is watching people laugh at people getting thier balls kicked in!!!
75. Katie said:
Brilliant writing in this post! god, i love how your mind works. The fruit roll-up comment at the end was hysterical! thanks for the laugh today-i needed it!
76. Jennifer said:
I'm so happy to hear that there are people, other than my daughter and I, who laugh themselves sick watching America's Funniest Home Videos. We always felt so alone, but now we know we aren't.
Thank you.
77. Kris said:
LOL! Chuck is a cat! It makes sense. I'm a cat person. One of my cats is named Emo and he's very emotional. He won't sit still long enough for me to put anything on his head, though.
78. Margaret said:
I read somewhere that the smartest dogs on the planet have the intellect of a 2-3 year old child, but that all dogs have the sensitivity of a 13-year-old girl. I liked that.
Our little dog shakes when we use the serious voices, too! And both dogs use their bodies as shields between us when we use the serious voices. So funny to know there are other dogs out there that do that!
79. tracy said:
I think my dog (an Alaskan Husky; the sled-dog variety) & Chuck must be related. When I went crazy during my pregnancy, Porter would assess the situation every day when we got home from work: Is mommy insane today, or is mommy capable of having a rational thought? And if he answered his question in the former, he would would hide in the corner with his back facing the living room, his ears pinned down. It killed me to see how I was affecting everyone in my family, but especially my dog because for all he knew, I was yelling at him. Even now, 8 months after the birth of my baby, he still goes running to the corner with his ears tucked if I so much as raise my voice.
80. fibrohaven said:
We have a neurotic dog too. At just 2+ years of age he has learned to hate football season the way Chuck hates AFV.
Finley doesn't shake though. Instead he cowers and stares unblinkingly at us with his crazy Marty Feldman eyes. Every time he does this I have to suppress my overwhelming urge to yell BOO!
81. prams said:
You have to go and see Marley and Me. Exactly what you are talking about. Please do.
82. Haley-O said:
Chuck DOES sound like such a cat. Especially with all that shedding...! ha! My cat Minden is such a dog. I'm sure he and Chuck would get along GREAT! ;)
83. adelaide website designer said:
Man my beagle is just the same. Crazy as a monkey. I don't know how she got that way but she is. I love your posts about the dogs!
84. HouseofJules said:
Wait until she's a teenager and you can introduce her to the hilarity (and high cringe-factor) that is MTV's Jackass & Viva La Bam. Best to save that up for the day she needs a reminder that you guys are cool parents!
85. Erika said:
My 6 year old daughter and I gasp for air laughing while we watch "The Funny Show" and my husband rolls his eyes. He is the only one who knows that this ridiculous trait for schadenfreude runs 3 generations deep. You should hear us when my mom visits.
86. camcorders said:
Umm... do you have any advice for someone who has a crazy dog and a depressed cat that can't get along? They say that pets reflect the mind's of their owners but I'm not so sure... unless I'm bipolar?
87. Lisa said:
I always thought that tense look of Chuck's was he just had to pee.....instead it is iNSaNitY!!!!!!!
My daughter and I love that show too! Have you ever seen Animal Planets Funniest Animals?
88. Missives From Suburbia said:
Maybe Chuck could use a little hit of Xanax?
90. Terri said:
First, can't wait for the book! Wish you were coming to San Diego! You'll be SO CLOSE and could stay in our guest room???
Second, we too have sensitive dog. He barks at the TV. We have four dogs, have had probably 8 in our lifetime and none of them gets hysterical over television. Especially anything with four legs.
Rocky barks when he sees whatever it is with legs, growls thinking about it for an hour or two after seeing it and will occasionally back through the night I guess as the picture of the four legged creature comes to his memory.
It's making me crazy. We've tried calling him over to us, petting and loving on him. No. We've tried the "NO. Stop it! Bad Dog" approach. No. We're considering getting a four hour long DVD of animals, locking him a room and seeing if eventually he'll just desensitize himself but I have a feeling it's not going to work.
PS It is fun when you can finally see "adult" humor come out in your children.
91. Jacquie said:
We discovered long ago that AFV (we're tight enough to use acronyms) is the one and only show that the whole family can stand to watch together. We TiVo it at all hours of day and night so there is always an episode available in case of an emergency. And our dog? She WATCHES. And barks. Chuck might have the corner on the crazy market, but Moki is right out front on the sidewalk peddling cuckoo from a hand cart.
92. Melanie said:
You know ... animals seem to share many of the same maladies with humans. Maybe Chuck has Sensory Integration Disorder. :)
93. Mrs. Wilson said:
Thank you for making me laugh out loud at my computer screen on a daily basis.
94. Whitney said:
that's wonderful! When I was Leta's age my family would sit down every Sunday and watch funniest home videos with Bob Saget. That was back when they still did the Jackalope clips. Those times are some of the fondest I have of my family as a whole so far.
95. Elizabeth_K said:
You laugh at things that I don't find at all funny, and yet I love your writing and your blog. A conundrum that I am happy to ponder as I love everything you write/purchase/take pictures of/say.
96. Kelli said:
Heather, I am 31 years old. I have a family of my own. I am not a stalker, but I have to tell you, the similarities between our life events are starting to scare me. I always relate somehow to your posts, but now? I'm pregnant, 16 weeks, just a couple weeks behind you...and my son has now taken to The Funny Show, calling it the SAME THING and reacting the SAME WAY. I've taken to TiVo'ing the show so he can rewind it over and over. My husband even read this entry and went, "wow. This is getting wierd."
Cree. Pee.
97. Bleu said:
It could be the octave your laughter is at. My dogs respond to octaves a lot and even a laugh can be the same octave as the scary voice from before. Just a thought.
98. Kelly said:
OMG Heather. I love your site. Your posts. I log on regularly. You are hilarious. I have been reading you for about 4 years.
But this.....was fraking priceless! I could not stop laughing.
I cannot wait to buy your book!
Blessed be to you and yours, especially new Baby Armstrong. What an awesome family to come into.
Have a great winter! And thanks for the hysterical laughter! I couldn't stop!
99. katy said:
Funniest home videos is on right now, Monday night at 8 on wgn. We watch it quite a few nights. The fun never ends.
100. Criação de Sites said:
Well, I thought I was in the top 10 but between writing and hitting 'submit' I got bumped.
Still love my dog just as much, though. ;)
101. Agnieszka said:
My crazy dog (who looks like an ewok btw) does the same shaking thing when my husband gets the hiccups. He puts his tail between his legs, lowers his head and tip-toes down to the basement. There he sits in a far-away corner and shivers until you come down & get him. The interesting part is, he only does this when my husband hiccups, I can hiccup for hours & he'll give me this look as if to say, "Are you done yet, geez?!"
102. Tara said:
I have always wondered whether my family is weird, you just validated it.
When I was younger, instead of watching "The Funny Show", my dad would have us watch Rescue 911. It was supposed to show us what happens to kids when they cross the street without looking both ways or when they run with a glass in their hands. It freaked me out.
I'm 24 and I still have a fear of running around the swimming pool and biting my tongue off!!
103. Terroni said:
So, what you're saying is, while your daughter loves herself a little schadenfreude, your dog doesn't appreciate it in the least.
Interesting.
104. Kat said:
I also have a normal dog and a dog that is a cat. Our "cat" is afraid of toddlers, the elderly, all stffed animals, remote controls, and wedding rings, among other things. He lets treats hit him in the head rather than catching them in his mouth and he refuses to fetch.
105. StyckyWycket said:
My in-laws' dog is very much the same: largely independent and cat-like, but gets irrationally nervous based on the emotional temperature of the room (be it humor or angst) and needs to be reassured.
106. Sarah said:
I, too, love The Funny Show and am happy that other people a) watch it, and b) admit they love it.
And now I know why Chuck is so awesome. Because he is a cat.
107. Aubrey said:
Heather,
For once, I'm figuring out I'm not the only one with a dog that is one apple short of a fruit basket. Our Boston Terrier Eddie does the same thing. Whether you're laughing, crying, or fake wrestling he'll freak out at the first sign of tension and try to break it up. You can no longer kiss in our house, or hug or even say that you want to "smack" someone. I don't think we'll ever figure it out. (this is also a dog that likes to stare at reflections on the ceiling)...
Anyway just thought I'd let you know you're not alone in dogdom and I hope the best for ya. Love your photography and your sense of humor. Keep up the good work!
- Aubrey
108. SheyFey said:
My dog was crazy enough I had to start a blog just for her to get her angst out.
http://lulabellebc.blogspot.com
Border Collies are waay crazy. Although Chuck's pictures lately are making me wonder....
109. Tracy said:
I hate to admit it but I like The Funny Show too. So stupid yet so fun. It's one of the few shows that gets me giggling like a kid again.
Tracy
110. Kim Schexnayder said:
My son, who is now 10, calls it the Funny Show too!!! Still...at 10!! There are a lot of reruns, check other channels!
111. Dawn said:
My boys call it "The Funny Show" too and GOD FORBID we miss it! It's Holy to them.....and the hour long episode takes about 1.5 hours due to all the reminding.....and the laughter is addictive! Have you seen the one with the little boy and girl where the little boy says, "You want a piece of me??" over and over again into the camera, and then the little girls tries to imitate him and says, "You want a piece of HAM?" For some reason that one always cracks us up to pieces!
112. pogonip said:
The Funny Show is as good a name as any--my mom (who twists words into pretzels) calls it variously--American Videos, America's Funny Videos, America's Home Videos--despite the fact that she watches it religiously.
I still regret not filming The Bunny chasing our dog (he was a male and she was female and that, apparently, was all that mattered.
113. Lesley said:
If Chuck was a cat he would have destroyed that kid who stole his fruit roll up in first grade while he had the chance. Cats seldom stew, and they tend to be indifferent to perceived suffering. Unless it's their own.
He does sound very sensitive though. And loveable.
114. Fiona said:
Oh but I just can't go there... the australian version is always hosted by some bimbo who has to laugh at her own jokes. Plus I think it's sponsored by KFC.
115. Mari said:
I am so happy we are not the only family watching this crap and laughing until we cry, no, until we can't breathe!
116. Sue said:
My children like to watch SuperNanny. They call it the bad children show.
AFHV is still on the air? WHO KNEW?!
117. Maddie said:
Chuck is such a skirt!
118. Erika H. said:
Thanks for making me laugh. Who doesn't remember the kid who stole their fruit roll-up in first grade.
119. Cee said:
Our dog is a basketcase, too. He doesn't like noise, he doesn't like the vacuum, or shouting, or the wind blowing. He hates going outside, and we must whisper, "I need to take the dog O-U-T," or he will hide under the bed. If he gets excited or scared, he has two modes: hide under the bed, and/or roll over and pee. He needs prozac, but we love him.
120. Emily said:
So cute! My family did the same thing when I was little! Except my brother and I called it 'Daddy's Funny Show.' Who can deny, it's a classic ;)
We still watch it, some twenty years later, when it pops up on the TV and we're all around. I have to say that Bob Saget was a better host... love the re-runs.
121. marybethvolpini said:
We watch that show as a family also. I just love the sound of my kids belly laughs.
122. Heather said:
Just out of curiosity, what is Chuck doing when he gets up on the couch with you? I am no animal behavioralist, but is he putting his hand in your mouth? Peeing? Shaking? Seding fur into all corner of the house?
Ps... I love your website. No. Really. I do.
123. Erin said:
My 5yr old LOVES watching AFV. We also make it a Sunday night ritual. Unfortunately I am stricken with the laughing-into-silence syndrome, too, and my family often asks me if I'm okay after not hearing anything come out of my mouth for a few minutes. But dude, the people on that show are hilarious.
124. Kristin said:
God, that's so weird. My dog has a serious problem with laughter as well. As in, she will leave the comfort of her cushy bed/chair and cower in the furthest room possible from the terrible laughing.
That's not the weird part - the weird part is that our dog, Fidget, is like a mini-Chuck. Every time I see a picture of Chuck some little part of me goes "Fidget!" But Chuck has a longer tail and is, of course, older and wiser.
Here's a pic of Fidget (looking put-upon, even!) with my Matt, for reference. Seriously, it's uncanny.
http://pics.livejournal.com/kill/pic/0001xkhb/g16.jpg
125. Kristin said:
D'oh, I effed up the link. Here's the whole gallery:
http://pics.livejournal.com/kill/gallery/0000gd2a
God, I really need to take more pictures.
126. sara said:
Our dog, Chief, sounds a lot like Chuck. From an emotional standpoint... not a balancing things on her head standpoint, she'd never tolerate that. If my husband and I even look at each other sideways she starts whimpering and trying to make it all better. Who know dogs could be as big of 'fixers' as us humans? At least this human.
127. Nikki the Momma said:
We have a Sunday evening ritual watching AFV, too. I believe that Tivo was made just for watching AFV.
If I had a nickel for every fat lady crashing a motorcycle, or for every pair of testicles blasted by a kid aiming for a pinata, or for every bicycle that was crashed into a mailbox that we've watched in slo-motion...why, I'd be a rich lady!!
128. too many of us said:
By the way, Chuck MUST be a cat. We have two dogs, a cat, and two kids, and the cat goes nuts (crying, jumping on us, generally freaking out) when any of us start laughing really hard. Weird! The dogs, on the other hand, are fine with it.
129. Tracy said:
When a good friend of ours became pregnant, our dog, would inexplicably shake, drool, and go into a trance like state every time she came to visit and then go hide under a table until she left. He has been around her for the entire 9 years we have had him so it wasn't as if she was a stranger or new acquaintance. He would normally jump in her lap the minute she came in our house and sat down. We couldn't wait until she had her baby to see how he behaved after that. The first time she came to our house after delivering her baby, our dog was back to his usual self and the "fear" and trance were gone. Our vet had never heard of anything like it and I am not sure we will ever understand what it was all about. We just assumed he was in tune with the extra hormones she was experiencing or maybe he could hear an extra heart beat within her.
130. jadine said:
I love Chuck. (I know this is a lame-ish comment, but I do. And heck, it was a comment that was quick for you to read).
131. Meg said:
I just love when they go from babies to little people with a sense of humor. We spend hours daily, rewinding the part on Wall-E where he puts a bra on his head. Great entertainement, even if your 3 year old tells people we watch boobs on tv.
132. Adriana of AZ said:
I remember coming to school Monday mornings in 7th grade (1989-90)and the talk of the campus were the clips from AFHV from the night before. "Did you see the one..."That was when Bob Saggat did the hosting. It was awesome!
My kids now love watching it too, especially the animal ones and my boys get a kick out of all the "wiener" bashing that happens as well.
Heck, I sympathize with Chuck. I like everything even-keel. Too much emotion and I get all ancy and anxious, even if it's good emotion. It tends to freak me out. I'm sure I belong on a couch to cure me of that.
133. Scott A. Webb said:
Am I wrong, or is "whiled" mispelled in the very first sentence? And why am I OCD enough to have noticed that?
134. Scott A. Webb said:
Am I wrong, or is "whiled" mispelled in the very first sentence? And why am I OCD enough to have noticed that?
135. conster said:
You have got to watch Home Alone with her. My kids have been losing their nut since Christmas over this one. They made me rent Home ALone 2 and that took them to the floor also. You cannot beat physical slapstick humor with the under 6 set. The three year old fav DVD is the Looney Tune box set. Good thing I am keeping her away from all that violence on commercial TV. HAH.
136. The niffer said:
All this time I thought you were exaggerating his episodes of teenage angst. Dude is truly moody!
I hear they have Prozac for dogs... (and cats.)
137. sweetcheese said:
Thats OK--my cat thinks she is a dog. She drinks out of the toilet bowl for Christ's sake!
138. daniel said:
The Australian shepherd my family used to have would freak out in a similar manner. I used to always pretend that I wanted to fight my dad and would take fake, exaggerated punches at him. Our dog would run between us barking like crazy and jump up on one of us to try and break it up.
139. Andrea said:
Chuck thinks he's a cat, and my cat thinks he's a dog. Among other things, he will greet you at the door when you come home and follow you around until you show him some love. He'll flop over for belly rubs right in front of you. And he doesn't hold grudges like most cats... I went away for 9 days at Christmas and when I came home, he didn't spend any time ignoring me at all. In fact, he attached himself to my side and refused to leave it for nearly two days whenever I was at home.
140. Jess said:
Somehow, I always knew you were a cat lover deep down!
141. Cynner said:
Funny, I have a dog who has been accused of being overly neurotic (experiences the same shaking when my brother raises his voice of if there and when houses are being roofed within a 3 block radius, man does she has roofer). Turns out when you have a neurotic dog people like to blame the neurosis on you.
142. Katie said:
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143. Linda said:
LOL! Poor Chuck.
The British equivalent of this is "You've Been Framed" but the first show of this kind that I saw was in the 70s, "It'll be all right on the night." These were specials, but YBF is much more like AFHV. Maybe you can get them on cable or something. :)
144. M. Putman said:
I'm posting because no one at the top has any idea how cool it is to be number 143. It's just completely lost on them.
Leta is going to knock your socks off this next year. I remember my daughter going from a princess punk to person who astounded me with her perspectives on life and humor around this age. What I started appreciating about Kelly was that she really *got* the joke.
Now she's nine and *I'm* her joke.
You make me laugh Heather. Laugh right out loud at the screen. But Leta makes me ache for a time when Kelly truly thought I was the cat's meow. I'm barley a feline whisker at this point. But it will all come back around again and I'm ready for it. That silly precious girl is mine.
Now, if I can just get my three year old Jack to stop biting his teacher's noses. Egads!
145. KellyS said:
Around these parts, we call it "The Falling Down Show." Great way to cap off the weekend and ease into the new week -- with talking dogs and puking babies.
146. Yet another Jennifer said:
#11 made me laugh.
147. Jill said:
Ahh...AFV is a time-honored tradition in our family. When we were kids, it was an excuse for my parents, aunt and uncle and grandmother to get together, drink whiskey and play pinochle. We'd all gather when AFV came on. I guess I see NOW why the adults laughed so hard! Now that we (my brother and two cousins) are older, we have carried it on to our own families -- only I choose rum.
148. bipolarbear said:
We have a cat, Pyewacket, who ostensibly went through some horrible shit before we found her in the street, cold, starving, and asthmatic. Whenever my husband and I have a "discussion," she steps between the two of us and YELLS until one of us (me) picks her up to comfort her. It really works to cut the tension. Let Chuck keep on keeping on. He's only trying to protect you.
149. Anonymous said:
Yo... just wanted to say that the behavior you're describing where Chuck gets on the couch and squeezes in between two of you humans is a well known dog behavior .... dogs often come between or "split" two other dogs who may be headed for a fight or get too close. I see this in my Aussie all the time... she splits the other dogs from getting too close.
I tried to google the phenom, but could not find a good link but saw it once in a dog behavior video. Will try to find it again.
And, sorry if this was posted upthread, no time to read comments... but could Chuck be suffering from PTPD... post traumatic photo disorder? from all the daily Chucks? hate emoticons but :>) ps... I am a human but the captcha is really hard to read, so hope this makes it thru the spam filter.
150. Lola said:
My kids (5 and 3) call it the Funny Show too!
And during the whole show, their commentary is peppered with comments like "Oh, this isn't going to be good!" or "That's gotta hurt" and they LAUGH!!!!!
151. Katie said:
What a great thing to pass on the legacies to our children. I haven't seen that show in forever but I imagine it would be even more entertaining to watch it with a four year old.
Congrats on the pregnancy - it's so fun watching your little baby bump getting bigger!
152. Anonymous said:
ps... one more thought. Have you ever noticed how much laughter can sometimes sound like crying? especially to a non-enunciating being like a dog? Loud, short exclamations, could be very similar sounding to a pooch... just a thought.
Also saw that you self-diagnosed the PTPD in your post...
153. MiniHipster.com said:
"...falling into a fit of laughter so hard that when it happens I don't know if she's laughing or dying."
Hilarious!
154. KarinGal said:
My three year old calls the show GUYS FALL DOWN and gets mad at us when we laugh at the babies. Because you shouldn't laugh at babies.
155. Lesley said:
I don't know if you read through all these comments, but I hope you see this. Leta is certain to get a kick out of it.
Dance FAIL...wait for the fail, it's spectacular.
156. bna311 said:
Oh woman you make me laugh!
157. Christina-Marie Wright said:
Congrats on your new book! I am looking forward to your signing in Seattle.
Interestingly, one of my Motherhood sisters just posted an interesting article on postpartum disorders. It was more than timely that I found the link to your book. I can't wait to read it!
Best,
Christina-Marie Wright
thegonzomama.com
gonzoparentingzine.com
motherhoodeggtozine.com
158. anna said:
not sure if anyone's mentioned golden retrievers, but i've known several who couldn't abide any physical affection they weren't a part of and would physically insert themselves into the embrace. they'd also get very upset if you covered your face and pretended to cry, nosing around to push your hands off and lick the tears away.
anyway, all this makes me love chuck even more. i hope the new baby doesn't throw his world into disarray.
159. Monica Mueller said:
I haven't read all the comments, so it's possible someone posted this before, but if you love America's Funniest Home Videos, you should check out
http://failblog.org/
it's kind of like crack.
have fun!
160. Homes Suite Homes said:
i'm so happy to see that other families have that disfunctionality of laughing till you're mad or dead as i call it! i'm really starting to take a keen interest in your website and have even subscibed to the rss feed! others should do so too! my wish is to be the first commentator (like April was wishing in the 2nd comment!) but what i would say about which ever article it will be i'm quite unsure of!
take care,
H-S-H
161. Foxsden said:
I think to a dog, laughing sounds a lot like shouting, and you've already said he doesn't like it when you shout/argue. This is understandable because he sees you as his leader and in dog hierarchies if you're worried, he thinks he needs to be worried.
162. Kitty said:
I don't think Chuck thinks he's a cat. I think he thinks he's a person. People are neurotic. A Cat simply believes that she is the one true goddess of the universe and will thus display her supreme displeasure of your un-submitting presence in any one of 153 creative – albeit seemingly neurotic – ways.
163. Shanna said:
I don't know what it is about watching people crash, fall, and slip that makes me belly laugh, but it's the best sort of relief if i've had a stressful day. How great it must be to hear Leta laugh so hard!
164. Shanna said:
Oops! I feel awful, I accidentally linked to someone else in my comment above, I've corrected it in this comment. Apologies to the person I've linked to, I guess I need some caffeine!
165. Jennifer said:
For some reason my youngest started calling this show "Crazy Babies" when he was about 3 years old. He's now 10 and the whole family still calls it that. I can yell "crazy babies is on" and the whole lot of them come running to sit and laugh for an hour. Pretty amazing when 2 of them are teenagers. Who knew that crazy babies would be a bonding show for our family.
166. Mandy-anonymous is for sissies said:
My dog howls incessantly whenever someone's cell phone rings. Which is always fun when we take him to the park. Because, hello, people in this country can.not. live without cell phones apparently.
167. Cathy said:
I think our animals are even more messed up than we are -- they just know how to hide it under a veil of big-eyed furry cuteness. Our Lab, for example, was afraid of doorways and she'd only go through the ones she wasn't afraid of in one direction, which resulted in a complicated pattern of movement throughout the house that most people didn't understand. And getting her through strange doorways (vet, groomer, etc.) was a trip -- literally.
168. lipsticktocrayons said:
Too funny! My kids love Americas Funniest. Now that we have a DVR they record them so they always have an episode to watch. Anything funny that happens in my house they want to reenact it so we can send it in.
169. Ashleigh said:
Ha. ha. ha.
I love that show. Cracks me up.
My dog does the same thing.
170. chalkchic3 said:
great story! I love your blog...keep up the good work lady!
171. Red said:
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE YouTube "Scarlett Takes a Tumble". If you like people falling and hurting themselves, this is AWESOME (start it around 2:20, although the whole video is amazing). Also, anytime Leta wants entertainment before AFHV, YouTube phrases like, "cheerleaders falling" and "treadmill accidents". I have saved many a suicidal friend by instructing them to do the very thing I am telling you now.
I, too, have a neurotic dog that has a heart attack when odd things happen, like putting on pants in the morning ("is she leaving??? OH MY GOD." *pees*). The best thing I've ever purchased for my dog is the CD "Through a Dog's Ear"...it sounded totally hokey when I read about it, but it truely is like Prozac for your mutt.
172. Real Julie said:
Obviously, Chuck must have been a cat in a previous life and is just vying for the attention he so rightly deserves!
173. Cindy said:
That is so interesting about Chuck - I thought he was seriously mellow judging from the pix. Our collie likes to get between us when we discuss things too. But here's the thing - Chuck couldn't be cat-like because - cats don't give a rip!
174. Katwolftex said:
We do the same thing - all 3 of my kids love to watch that show, and half the fun is just watching them laugh so hard. Plus, people falling is the funniest thing in the world.
175. Kim said:
One of our dogs also runs and hides the second our voices get serious. It doesn't have to be an argument or anything, but if our tone is remotely stressed he is immediately under the bed. On the other hand, our female dog will try to comfort us if she thinks we're upset. She'll come snuggle.
Oh, and I'm glad to know we're not the only adults who find people falling down so hysterical. :)
176. Lee said:
We, too, have a dog who is a cat. He, also, gets extremely upset if my husband and I have a discussion that starts to get loud. Enjoy your blog and hope that all is well
177. Monkey said:
Aww, poor Chuck sounds like my Bella. We rescued her from the pound upon hearing she had been returned TWICE by the same woman. She's as sweet as can be, but has some..er...anxiety issues. As in we switched our work schedules and she ate half the house in return. Lately, it's jealously. If my husband and I are cuddling, she's finding a way to maneuver her big ass between us. It's adorable in a "AGH, DOG ASS!" sort of way.
For the record, I've grown up with dogs all my life and never had a normal one. One thought he was people, one thought she was a cat thanks to an early boarding mishap, one would have moments of psychosis and try to eat the other dogs if they so much as looked at her, and one had some emotional issues and would put herself in the corner when she did something bad, most of the time without being told to. (By the way, that is a great trick to teach them!)
178. Anonymous said:
Poor Chuck. He needs a therapist.
179. Jennifer said:
Both of our daughters have loved this show from birth.
Unfortunately, with our first one Bailey, we hadn't learned the parental no-cussing trick and a "oh shit" apparently snuck out during one of the more painful looking videos. Sooo, that leads to a long battle with our then-3 yr old teaching her to say "oh my" or "oh goodness" instead of screaming "oh shit!"
180. Kathleine said:
My kids call it the funny show too...explosive laughter erupts at our house when we watch it too...best medicine ever!
181. Jennifer said:
ALSO - Re: Book Tour
No love for the South! Please try and come somewhere in the Southeast...
182. Just Jiff said:
HILARIOUS!!
I recently found your blog and wow...you have a lot of readers. Impressive!
183. Barb said:
My love for Chuck grows more every day. This post just sent me over the edge.
Long live Chuck!
184. regiemino said:
My daughter always called it "That Funny Show where People Fall Down". Can't believe it's still on the air.
185. flwrchld said:
Heather,
I too had a overly sensative dog. A Rough Collie to be exact. And Sable had some serious issues. Sweet as could be, but very delicate and very emotionally concerned with everything around her. I spent hours with an at home trainer, in obedience classes, and in agility. We got past a lot of it, but sometimes all of the training did mean JACK! So, my trainer recommended "Rescue Remedy" that she used on her dog with thunderstorm anxiety. You can find at GNC stores etc., and you put a few drops in their water if you know something is coming... or if you need a quick fix a few drops on a treat or in soft dog food. It works WONDERS! It's like natural prozac for dogs.
186. Trenches of Mommyhood said:
Ahhh, yes, AFV is a hit in our Trenches with 3 young boys.
You haven't lived until after watching a skateboarder attempt to slide down a pole only to slip off the skateboard and come crashing full force directly onto his twigs and berries, your 3-year old then comments matter-of-factly, "Now THAT's gonna leave a mark."
187. RCheli said:
Sunday nights my wife lets me watch "my show" (what I call AFV) while eating dinner. Sometimes I laugh so hard, I can't breathe and I make her pause the TV so I can recover. Knowing that this show -- which has been on forever -- will still be on when our 4-month-old son becomes aware of the innate beauty of a man getting hit in the testicles really warms my heart.
188. Poo Platter said:
The crunching and loss of testicles makes everything funnier.
Thank God for video cameras and the idiots in front of them it makes life all that much better.
Sounds like Sunday should be Quaalude night for Chuck.
Dogs up cats down.
And my son just shit on the floor. Now that is just awesome.
Nothing like a pile of poop to break up the day.
On that note gotta go.
189. Anonymous said:
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190. meredyth said:
My very hipster roommates in Brooklyn and I used to watch America's Funniest Home Videos together. It was family time. It was hilarious.
191. laralee said:
I love American's Funniest Home Videos. Sadly it was ripped from my life when my husband and I moved from an apartment that included cable in the rent to moving into our house that unfortunately does not include anything in the mortgage except for a place to live in. Due to the fact I am in school and don't work cable is a luxury item that is not exactly on the priority list. My husband and I had a ritual much the same as yours. Eat dinner, sometimes we would make dinner in time to eat and watch it at the same time, or eat and then watch it. We laughed so hard. There is just something about people getting hit in the crotch or falling off bikes that you don't want to miss! I envy your Sundays, and soon hope to get mine back!
Enjoy
From a huge fan of "The Funny Show"
192. Simone said:
My 3 girls love that show too but they call it The Hurtin' Show.
I hate to admit this to you but I'm not fond of dogs. at all. Thanks to Doogle the neighborhood dog that decided to take a chunck out of my knee when was 5 yrs. old. But I do have to say that I enjoy Chuck and I think I just might have a soft spot for him now after this post.
194. Anna said:
I've met a lot more neurotic dogs than cats. Cats get such a bad rap...for one thing, they sleep half the day so they aren't awake long enough to get upset over stuff.
195. Lisa said:
sounds like a typical night at my house. Except we don't even have the kid yet! Here's to hoping my baby will love watching other kids get flung into the mud by a wild dog and see babies get stuck in a bucket.
We have two dogs and one gets very upset when we get loud, hug or initiate the tiniest little dance. She stands up, backs up and starts barking at us. And the other one gets right up inbetween us, almost like he is protecting us from the big angry one. Ahhh...dogs.
196. Tink said:
Agreed - there really is little funnier than strangers hurting themselves in unexpected ways. I wish the Funny Show were on every day, too.
197. Cara said:
Our house is filled with giddy excitement on Sunday nights when our kids realize that "Funniest Tom Videos" is on after bath. We have more fun watching the kids crazy reactions and laughing along with them than watching the videos themselves.
Glad to know we're not the only ones who watch stupid human tricks with our kids ;)
198. Julia said:
I've fallen madly in love with Chuck, he seems like such an amazing pet. And try as I might, my cat won't let me stack anything on his head. :(
I'm sure you've seen this, but if not, it's a Japanese gameshow where the point is to stack food on an animals heads. I think Chuck would win hands down.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLmSgjPLJPs
199. Joanne said:
Oh, the poor little guy!
Our dog gets scared at many things - arguments being one of them. He'll tuck his tail and try to either wedge himself between us or stand up trying to get one of us to pick him up. If we're in a laughing fit, he'll jump up from wherever he's lounging and act unsure - he'll stand there and hold his paw up or come and paw at one of us.
We're even going to training classes right now specifically aimed at fearful dogs, and some of the techniques are quite useful. You could try setting up some situations where someone in the room will start laughing in such a manner that would normally freak him out, then at that exact moment (before he can actually freak out), toss several treats (good ones, like chicken, hot dog pieces, cheese etc.,) at him. Tossing the treats at him will momentarily distract him, and perhaps he'll evenually get that fits of laughter are a good thing that result in treats!
Isn't The Funny Show on every day (later at night, I think?) on ABC Family?
200. Stephanie said:
My parents recently got a West Highland Terrier puppy (which are the cutest puppies known to man) that I love to death. My mom makes fun of me for telling the puppy on a regular basis (every few minutes or so) just how cute he is. Of course, he already knows that.
He doesn't act like a cat, but we have discovered that he's been chewing up our brand new carpet, and have yet to catch him in the act. He's a sneaky little pest.
201. Elaine said:
OMG Heather you are just the funniest writer! I feel better now - - I was feeling soooo immature for spending 10 minutes the other night laughing hysterically at Youtube videos of folks basically falling over. Thanks!
202. Kris said:
Chuck is an anomaly - but not a cat. A cat would not sit shivering in the middle of the sofa. Most cats hardly acknowledge a fight, if only to give you a dirty look for interrupting their nap. Not a dog, not a cat. what is he then?
203. Meredith said:
I'm glad we're not the only family that watches The Funny Show as a way to cap off the weekend!
204. Domestic Goddess (in training) said:
I wonder if you could sue the show for the emotional trauma its caused in your cat? You could win millions and not have to injure or humiliate yourself to do it!
205. justanotherjenn said:
If Chuck is like a cat, then maybe I like cats afterall!
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207. Anonymous said:
Ruby is a combination of Chuck and Coco. She was kicked out of doggy day care and blowing a bubble with your gum scares the crap out of her. She actually has had the crap scared out of her... sigh. But we love them.
208. Anonymous said:
Oh god, we have a neurotic dog. I think that I have completely ruined my relationship with her because I am a yeller (not a hitter, I just yell when I am annoyed) and she never forgets. It took her almost a year to figure out house training, even crated! If I say "ouch" she dashes off to her crate. She may have to leave here for a new home now because she is jealous of the toddler and she is big- big is scary with a toddler.
I do have a dog-cat(actually feline). She follows us on our walks and guards us from other people and animals. She also acts like I gave birth to the child and now it belongs to her. Her kitten.
209. Sobrina said:
Does Chuck also sleep on top of couch backs like a cat? My boyfriend's dog does that and it's the funniest thing to see.
210. Ray said:
"The Funny Show" << that's too cute. Sweet family ritual. And I think it's cute that your daughter has the same sense of humor as your husband. Should make for fun days at the house. Sorry to hear about your cat though. Maybe you can ask the Vet for some suggestions on how to "unnerve him."
211. Lynn said:
We just re-discovered this show. Steve laughs til he cries. I sit there and wonder what's so funny. I can watch two people bouncing on a trampoline and know that one of them is going to get bounced off, and all I can think is damn, I hope they have good insurance. Occasionally I giggle. However, I'll take this kind of humor over whatever he thinks is so funny about Adult Swim and Robot Chicken. All I can say to that is huh?
Chuck does sound like a cat, specifically, our very neurotic cat Noelle, who insists that STEVE IS HERS by squeezing in, meowing and seductively wrapping her tail around his appendages (get your mind out of the gutter) whenever we are near each other. If we're making any kind of noise, she gets even clingier and more vocal. Fighting sounds really make her needy, but kissing sounds are the worst. Before I met him, I never knew I could be pussy blocked by a cat.
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212. Ann said:
Our older dog Wylie (4 yrs) is filled with anxiety for no apparent reason, at times. He shakes to the point of practically convulsing every single morning when we leave - we've tried ALL the normal avenues to remedy this.
He cannot abide barriers of any kind - he despises closed doors. As a puppy, we used a baby gate to keep him in one area - and he CHEWED through the plastic-coated WIRE to escape.
Keep in mind, he is a YORKIE and weighed about 5 pounds at the time. Yeah.
Our younger dude, Marcel Verdel Purcell? Totally easy breezy and laid back. We suspect he's smoking pot.
213. Marissa said:
Oddly enough, minutes after I read about "The Funny Show," I saw a commercial that ABC Family is having a 3-hour marathon of AFV tonight! Hah!
214. Kim said:
My kids LOVe that show. They call it "Falling Down People" and luckily it is on here every day! The old ones with Bob Sagat are a little harder to stomach though. He is not funny, AT ALL.
215. Heidi said:
My kids also love that show. And my 2 sons think it is absolutely the funniest thing for people to get hit in the testies! They often try and reinact the show after its done, but in the end, one of them is rolling on the floor holding himself in pain and the other one is standing over him, asking "isn't that FUNNY?" And then my daughter of course has to join in the torment to the boy who is holding onto his man parts.
Man I love SUNDAYS!!
216. Patty said:
Long time reader, first time poster.
AFHV used to be on EVERY SINGLE DAY, on WGN out of Chicago. My 7.5 year old (who Leta will grow up to be some day - the weirdness doesn't end at age 5, unfortunately) loved to watch it when we were eating dinner. He still asks for it, but alas - Seventh Heaven is the new 6pm hour show.
He's now hooked on Wheel of Fortune. Gotta love Pat and Vanna.
217. renee' d. said:
yes...we too have this sunday night ritual. i have an 8 year old and 5 year old --it's about the best hour of the week when mom, dad and the boys laugh hysterically...good therapy.
218. durakje said:
Funniest Home Videos???!!??
You stay classy, Salt Lake.
219. Amy said:
Reruns of AFV, thank heaven, is on every single night on the Family Channel, I don't know if you have that in Utah, but here in New Jersey it comes on around 7 and they usually play several episodes back to back for a couple of hours. It's a perfect way to distract the younger ones while I do homework with the older two. The Animal Planet channel also has a Funniest Animals edition which alone is worth the $150 a month I spend on cable.
I've DV-R'd about five episodes in case of a cranky-time emergency. Kids never get tired of laughing at babies with pretzels stuck in their butt cheeks and people jumping off of trampolines into pools that collapse upon impact. In my opinion, its the best way to turn a grumpy night into a cheerful one.
220. Free SMS said:
I wish we did silent laughter. My family veers into snorting if you really get us laughing hard. My sister loves to make me snort.
221. Lora said:
My son and I also do the silent laughter, as we sit hunched over my computer watching AFV on youtube. I'm glad he inherited my belief that watching people fall is funny.
222. prefers her fantasy life said:
Wow. I never understood the need for pet psychologists until I read about Chuck.
223. Nancy said:
Dear God! I *am* Chuck!
224. SAHM: Surviving Assorted Home Mayhem said:
Is is just my imagination or has "Daddy Scratches" managed to comment first alot lately? What does this guy do, sit by the computer and wait for a a new post to hit? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
225. Michelle said:
"funnies" as it's called in our house is as important to the health of our relationships as Tivo is. I've no idea how anyone lives without either. And when we tivo funnies it's like jesus fell again from heaven as saved the world.
226. Emma said:
That's funny. My two dogs love it when we're laughing. Especially when my partner laughs, they come running and jump all over him in excitment!
They are only little dogs so jumping all over us is ok!(they're miniture maltese - 3kg each).
Looking forward to your new book! Will it be sold in Australia?
227. HDC said:
Re: The funny show. I can relate. Early on after it started we watched it with my otherwise reserved grandmother. We thought she was going to have a cardiac episode when that guy overswung his golf club and rolled down the hill. Her laughing fit made it so much more fun for all the rest of us.
228. emily said:
my own ultra-sensitive dog trembles and pants when "wait wait don't tell me" is on NPR. he's also started doing it when "says you" is on, which suggests that what's upsetting him is the sound of a crowd of public radio nerds all laughing at the same time. poor little guy. he also has a phobia of cameras. i'm very glad chuck has escaped that one.
229. Kristen from MA said:
It's like Chuck is the dog-version of Morrissey. Makes me love him even more. :)
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231. janet said:
I could watch AFV much more that would be healthy for me.
232. Jessie said:
poor chuck!
I saw an episode of the Dog Whisperer where the dog freaked out when his owner coughed. Perhaps you should have Cesar Milan help you with your dogs.
He would make you pack leader.
:-)
233. Kelsey said:
At least you live in such a beautiful place. :)
234. Alex said:
My dog Einstein, 12, has been neurotic since I rescued him from the 'doggie jail'.... and it gets worse as he ages, as well as worse in the winter.
He thinks my camera is evil, and shakes so much his collar will jangle with the force of it, if I so much as THINK of opening the camera bag. (we think he's amish)
we are also fond of describing him as 'British' because he has a tendancy to act with a 'stiff upper lip' about things, and then sulk for hours, or days... depending.
But he has been the single best thing ever. :-) and this winter, we are all going from NW PA, where we get more snow than parts of AK to Key Largo for a break.
235. Pooba said:
Oh my god that's hillarious! Sounds like my dog, he's a great dane and when we brought him a new brother - a cat - I don't think he ever forgave us! But then again he has OCD and will not step over any cord or similar contraption in his way. He also has a balloonophobia and will hide under the bed until the mean balloon is disposed of!
I love Chuck!
236. ...love Maegan said:
the proverbial nut does not fall far from the proverbial tree. :)
237. kdumas said:
We call AFV "Taking it in the Nuts." My son laughs this crazy laughter and talks to the idiots riding too small bicycles or old ladies dancing on tables. It is an unabashed and slightly embarrassing to his parents kind of laughter. Aw, precious family moments at the detriment of another. Good times.
238. Criação de Sites said:
Ruby is a combination of Chuck and Coco. She was kicked out of doggy day care and blowing a bubble with your gum scares the crap out of her. She actually has had the crap scared out of her... sigh. But we love them.
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239. Vanessa said:
What is hysterical, is that my kids also call it "the funny show" - and we usually watch it all together on the couch on Sunday nights as a prelude to bedtime! Small world! (And we have a mini Aussie... )do I hear the Twilight Zone theme...?
240. cool lingerie said:
I'm glad he inherited my belief that watching people fall is funny.
241. Mamapajama said:
Thanks for the giggles at Chuck's expense. You just made my lunch break!
242. Rick Smith said:
Heather, Chuck's behavior isn't news to us; our sweet, 9-year-old pound mutt Roz does the same thing when all three of us dissolve into howls of laughter. Mainly, she seems to fixate on licking the laughter right off Declan's face (and it usually works, given that the kid's disinclined to accept tongue from even his beloved dog) but she also shakes and looks at us with such distress: "What's wrong? Jeebus, WHAT'S WRONG?!" So big laughter at our place also ends with hugs and reassurances to our furry neurotic pal. Some dogs just can't handle the funny, man.
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245. Snarkmeister said:
Well, if Chuck is a cat, then our kitty, Fremont, is most definitely a dog. She follows us around from room to room, is unbelievably needy, and loves smelly feet & shoes. Like, LOVES them. She likes you to pet her with your feet. And she would crawl inside smelly shoes if she could fit her body inside them. Instead she just sticks her face inside them and then rolls around on top of them. I kid you not.
246. Jess said:
We call it Funny Videos. Period. And I can't believe I'm saying this, but this is excellent family entertainment. We can't get enough of little kids whacking their dad's balls with a baseball bat. Fun for the whole family! Though I will say, my 4 year old is sometimes just freaked out by what he sees. Does not like it when a guys lip blows up to four times its natural size because of a bee sting, or when a butterfly will simply not let go of someone's nose. I suspect he'd be shivering right next to Chuck while the rest of us guffawed in silence.