Turns out I’m feeling so much better! All it took was realizing just how beautiful it is to stand on the scale and discover that I’ve already gained seventeen pounds! I can’t wait to shop for panties that have more square footage than a pool cover!
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Okay, Sharon Stone.
You are such a jerk. you have no idea what it means to be all big, like BIG, big. You look fabulous… and only a LITTLE creepy. Ha.
Can’t wait to meet you in seattle! I promise to at least TRY not to cry and beg you to be my best friend.
You are friggin’ made of awesome.
Does being pregnat make you crazy?! ‘Cause you look crazy. But in an adorable and hillarious kind of way.
What wonderful boobs you have
I want to be pregnant, but I think more so that I can have some extra cleavage to gawk at.
Hilarious! Especially when compared to the previous weeks’ photos.
That is Hilarious.
Hmmph. I have more tummy than that, and I’m not pregnant. But, then again, I am also woefully short.
actually, you look kind of scary!
May I please print these pictures out and take them to my gynecologist to hang on the wall of his waiting room, alongside all the semi-creepy black/white pregnant lady pictures? These are truly, truly amazing.
I’ll bet you waited till Leta went to school before you “borrowed” all her princess stuff for the pics! Hope she doesn’t find out — nothing worse than a mad 5 year old!
You look amazing and so happy!
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So cute! You’re hilarious!
Oh my god. This is hilarious. You look beautiful, Heather! Thank you for making me laugh hysterically in the middle of a library.
Has anyone commented on your haircut? That’s one of the first things I noticed, it looks good. Great to hear and see that you’re in a happier pregnancy space.
Have you seen those pool covers that elephants can walk on?
You have outdone yourself!
Terrifyingly cute… or cutely terrifying – can’t decide.
Oh my, I’m laughing so hard…people must have really harassed you about the previous photo…what aholes. You are a funny gal!
Your latest masthead is suddenly looking very apt. And here we were thinking we’d seen all your types of crazy already…
This is the cover for your next book!
These are great!
Hi Heather, although I am not a mom (strictly and in its literally meaning) I can grasp and feel the message (if any)those funny photos spread all around. A sense of mystic and supernatural happiness in a new world of your own, like a virgin (a real one, expecting a baby), within a golden frame, hanging in our personal wall, the wall of all of us where we usually read you and share with you your mom adventures and misadventures. You look like a virgin Almodovar would make up from his own fantastic kitsch world turning it to an universal icon. Those photos surely will become fetiche posters anyone can miss of having it hanging in his/her bedroom praying and pleading for a new mesias. I’ve just let my imagination flew. Too much. Wharhol would have also made up something from those photos, surely.
ROFL! you do look great, that much is obvious. But ROFL! I love the psycho fairy princess getup and it’s obvious stark contrast of the other “I will kill you if you tell me to smile again” shots.
The pictures are fab. Wish I had the guts to ham it up in front of the camera when I was pregnant.
…best …photos …ever
you are just too cool:)
In the words of one of the contestants from the Miss America show last weekend “…Wicked Awesome…” ~ works perfectly for these 2 pictures!
Where did those seventeen pounds go, your boobs? Because it certainly wasn’t your tiny belly! Anyway, 17 pounds is a perfect amount of weight for 20 weeks. Go you!
You look fabulous.
I will assume from the context that you are not drunk, even if the resemblance to your dancing is uncanny.
What a beautiful belly you have! I’m 17 weeks pregnant and haven’t gained a single lb! I’ve even lost weight from all the nausea and vomiting.
O.K. Now for my serious comment. You look happy!
Welcome to the second trimester! Enjoy the honeymoon! Sheesh . . . my belly looked like that before I was pregnant . . . you don’t even want to mention 7 months. Enjoy!
I had a horrendous day at school but these two photos totally made my day! You’re too funny!!!
That is awesome. If I didn’t know you were pregnant, I’d think you were on drugs!
(Also, I feel slightly selfishly good since I’m almost 30 weeks, and have only gained 15 lbs.)
Your too cute ! lol.
My God – Leta must have been beside herself.
That’s awesome. Does Leta know you borrowed her tiara?
Haha! I second the commenter that asked you to please recreate these photos around 35 weeks!
AS IF you gained 17 lbs. Oh, that’s right. I forgot how tall you are. Okay, maybe you gained 17lbs.
Very cute photos. So envious of the lighting and your Photoshop skillz.
P.S. My captcha says “straight dental” and guess what? I just recently got braces off. Weird.
Great 20 week photo. LOVE the tu-tu. And your bump is cute also. When I was 20 weeks you couldn’t tell any difference because I had a belly to begin with. Even 8 months after the birth I still look pregnant. sigh.
But yes, you look adorable.
Oh my gosh you are smiling!!!! I am going to die laughing if you end up actually naming the baby Aurora…
Is that current or backlogged princess crap????
I’m so happy you are feeling better….
Okay, this is interesting, probably, only to me: That looks identical to the colour I painted MY daughter’s room in October. It’s a soft buttery yellow-cream from Behr. And I’ve said before that our hardwood floors are identical. A few other things too, but those are the ones that stand out in my mind. Anyway, I love your taste. Our next house will be a lot more modern. If… we win a bunch of money.
End of boring story.
LOL! Leta would not be impressed! You look great!
So, are you the pregnancy fairy? If so, could you stop by my house next week and grant me my wish? I’ll even leave a five under my pillow.
Seriously, you look great, thanks for the giggle.
You got attacked by the princess stuff when you were cleaning out Leta’s room, didn’t you???
It’s cute though.
Love it! You’re adorable!
I’m ALMOST typeless with laughter.
As always, you crack me up. Go, you good thing!
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