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20 weeks

Turns out I'm feeling so much better! All it took was realizing just how beautiful it is to stand on the scale and discover that I've already gained seventeen pounds! I can't wait to shop for panties that have more square footage than a pool cover!

20 weeks

20 weeks

01.27.2009 Daily, Pregnancy 653 comments

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  • Jenn said:

    Awesome photos!

    01.27.09 - 03:33 PM / 1
  • Allie said:

    Fantastic! Adorable! I could not love this more if I tried.

    01.27.09 - 03:33 PM / 2
  • Anonymousamy said:

    OK dude. That rocked. Yr freaking gorgeous. Adorable. Took away my grumpies! xo

    01.27.09 - 03:33 PM / 3
  • Maggie said:

    The second photo is becoming my background. The awesomeness is too much to be contained.

    01.27.09 - 03:33 PM / 4
  • anise said:

    thats what my belly looks like!! If only I were pregnant.......

    01.27.09 - 03:34 PM / 5
  • Heather-in-Australia said:

    The wand kind of looks like you cheerfully cut off then decorated Jon's penis just to fuck with him for those 17 pounds.

    But seriously, you look GLORIOUS :).

    01.27.09 - 03:34 PM / 6
  • Anna said:

    Dooce, you are awesome. The end.

    01.27.09 - 03:34 PM / 7
  • Anonymous said:

    You look like the crazy fairy, coming down from on high to steal both the quarters and teeth from your pillow, shorts, and mouth.

    01.27.09 - 03:34 PM / 8
  • Arlene said:

    A certain four year old just stopped in her tracks, wherever she is, and started screaming "TAKE. OFF. MY. TIARA."

    01.27.09 - 03:34 PM / 9
  • Liz said:

    You're pictures made me smile...and laugh a little bit. Glad you're feeling better!

    01.27.09 - 03:35 PM / 10
  • Brandi said:

    OH MY GOD I love these!! Glad to hear you're feeling better.

    01.27.09 - 03:35 PM / 11
  • Megs said:

    Laugh-out-loud hilarious! SOOooo glad to see you're "enjoying" yourself. :)

    01.27.09 - 03:35 PM / 12
  • Fiona said:

    Thanks for the laugh!!

    01.27.09 - 03:35 PM / 13
  • Donna said:

    You're funny and beautiful!

    01.27.09 - 03:36 PM / 14
  • Dayna said:

    OMG! That was terrifying, and I'm not talking about your bare midriff. I don't think I'll ever recover. I just need to go shake it off I think. =)

    01.27.09 - 03:36 PM / 15
  • Jenae said:

    wow. that outfit is ridiculously amazing.

    01.27.09 - 03:36 PM / 16
  • Kelly said:

    If it's any consolation- my food "baby" looks like your tummy! Love the site- can't wait to read the book too! oxxo

    01.27.09 - 03:36 PM / 17
  • Kristin C. said:

    WOW.

    I have been struggling with ideas for my belly shots....maybe I'll dress up like a gnome.

    01.27.09 - 03:36 PM / 18
  • kirida said:

    I got all my maternity clothing from Target's bedding section. Much cheaper than pool covers.

    01.27.09 - 03:36 PM / 19
  • Michael said:

    You are a dork. I mean that in the best way. :)))) You look amazing!

    01.27.09 - 03:37 PM / 20
  • Anneka said:

    Only slightly creepy! Love the outfit!

    01.27.09 - 03:37 PM / 21
  • KristiBug said:

    You are smiling! I LOVE these photos! LOL!

    01.27.09 - 03:37 PM / 22
  • Jodi G. said:

    Okay the tutu is a nice touch! I'm happy you are having a little sister for Leta. So I have to put in my 2 cents for a really cute name. Olivia. Because you could call her Livie and Leta and Livie sound really cute together (Well I think so at least)

    Anyhow, I love your website and ALL your smart ass comments! You rock!

    01.27.09 - 03:38 PM / 23
  • SarahD said:

    That. is. HILARIOUS! Best pregnancy photos ever.

    01.27.09 - 03:38 PM / 24
  • lindsaywillman said:

    you're adorable!!

    01.27.09 - 03:38 PM / 25
  • Erica said:

    This just made my day. My ice cream for lunch baby is giving that one a run for it's money.

    01.27.09 - 03:38 PM / 26
  • Maria said:

    When your photos appeared on my feed reader, I laughed out loud. As in, echoing off the walls of the den loud. Happy 20 weeks, and thanks for making my day!

    01.27.09 - 03:39 PM / 27
  • Kim said:

    You look great!

    01.27.09 - 03:39 PM / 28
  • Ariel said:

    You are beautiful! I adore you!

    01.27.09 - 03:39 PM / 29
  • casafroggy said:

    You look just a little cuckoo here. But I guess that comes with the territory. Fetus making > sanity.

    01.27.09 - 03:39 PM / 30
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