Everyone should have a hairy vagina coin purse.

right along with a hairy vagina purse... Last night I was out for drinks with friends and we had to inform one of the girls that she was sitting under a vagina mirror... yes, a vagina mirror. A guy in our group took a picture of his crotch in the mirror... hilarious...

Is it sad that I'm considering driving 60 miles for your book signing?

That is amazing news!! Congratulations. I'm so thrilled to see you all successful and shit ;) I just finished the book in tears. Never before have I read a book that had me laughing til I couldn't breathe one minute and crying the next. You are ridiculous, and I mean that in a good way.

Yay...Hairy Vagina Change purse!

Here is a picture of the beauty of the vagina purse:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jennfoik/3403197433/

You rocked in Seattle Heather, it was so worth it to drive from Chilliwack (1 hour east of Vancouver) to meet you!

You are my hero!

Got sidetracked by this book at B&N the other day...two hours had passed while I sat on a tiny footstool and I had laughed and cried, like a freak, in public, over a "stranger" I know from "the internet." You deserve every bit of goodness and the Being of #1 that this book and your gracious, hilarious sharing gets you. Congratulations, Stranger! :)

I'm marveling at the fact that you're doing that seven months pregnant. I couldn't handle a travel schedule that was that frantic under the best of circumstances, so I'm guessing that I'd really suck at doing it with another human being living in my abdomen.

Good luck with the the last few signings ... and consider a Boston signing when you publish the sequel! :)

I drove about 100 miles to LA from Santa Barbara on Thursday, and I am so thrilled to have finally met you! I was a huge dork and too nervous to tell you that you've inspired me to start my own blog and that you're much prettier in person. Thanks so much for inspiring me to write about my life after divorce, although it really seems like a cake-walk, now that I'm reading your book. And double thanks for setting a kick-ass example for women (and my brother!) everywhere. Congrats on your success, the new baby, and your happiness!

Big, big congratulations on the NYT bestseller list. I finished your book last night, and the honor is well deserved.

First, CONGRATULATIONS (yes, all CAPS). I missed you in Oak Brook (the day sucked, my kids sucked, and missing your book tour was the empty box of HoHo's to cap the day).

Second, are you hiding this trip from your ob/gyn? Mine threatened to hang me by my toenails if I even THOUGHT about getting on a plane after the second trimester. He knew I traveled for work, and he was absolutely berserk on the point.

Last Birkenstocks - the CUTE non-fat strap ones - maybe Disney Princess Pink? I 'let mine out' from the normal buckle position and wore them almost every day for the last two months. Of course, they were useless afterwards, since my bulk flattened the cork foot beds, but at least my circulation reached my toes!

Heather, I just had to tell you that I loved the book so much that I read it on the day it arrived. All of it. And I have two small and needy children. So that should tell you how much I enjoyed it. It was far, far, far better than any Dorito, ever.

Congratulations. What a great accomplishment! It was great hearing you read in Portland and fun to see just how many people filled that room so fast. I had friends that didn't make it in. I feel lucky!

Good luck with the feet.
It sucks, but really, it's the last time they'll be like this!

wow. nice job getting on the nyt list. may it hit #1

I have been following your website everyday since I read about you in the washington post (maybe 7years ago). I read your book in one day and you always have made me laugh. I wish you the best of luck you and your family are one of those great stories that keeps getting better and better.

Congrats on the bestseller list and all your success. AND, welcome back to Austin. As you've probably already discovered, it's the bee's knees of Texas.