Here I am with a napping Marlo about thirty minutes before I met Kourtney Kardashian and scared the living shit out of her. When I asked her if she was going to give birth vaginally (really, it wasn’t that shocking or inappropriate given the context of our conversation), she said yes, and before I could say anything she goes, “Yeah, a friend told me it kinda felt like someone was taking a lighter to her, you know, down there…” And I was all, yeah, that’s a bit of an understatement! Have fun!
