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September 2005
26:
  • I'm so glad when Daddy comes home
August 2005
24:
  • It's called the Leather Anniversary because at this point in the relationship you need to buy something with which you can beat
22:
  • Saturday is a special day, it's the day we get ready for Sunday
July 2005
25:
  • Dear Geeky Father of What I'm Sure Will Turn Out to Be My Equally Geeky Daughter,
May 2005
16:
  • I'm sorry, but you cannot expect me to resist something that is described as having "luminous natural shells in cascading tiers"
10:
  • Spare me the details
April 2005
20:
  • In which I don't discuss the size of anyone's pecker
December 2004
21:
  • Commode conversation
10:
  • It's gettin' kinda hectic
November 2004
22:
  • I don't crack the door too far for anyone who's pushing too hard on me
September 2004
28:
  • Email: But can you wire a dishwasher?
August 2004
24:
  • Tender is the touch of someone that you love too much
July 2004
24:
  • The Birthday Without the Puking and the Screaming
19:
  • Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman
06:
  • The post in which I actually use the phrase "hot forks of displeasure" and I am apologizing for it right now
June 2004
19:
  • Frog Papa
May 2004
26:
  • Everybody Hurts
24:
  • The Armstrong Returning of the Garbage Disposal Disaster
March 2004
01:
  • My Husband, The Bank Robber
January 2004
16:
  • Count Your Many Blessings, Name Them One By One
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.

  • RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
  • Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
  • Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!

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