Baggage
"Who is it this time?"
"Either FedEx or UPS."
"I hope it's that UPS guy. He always flinches when I lose my mind and bark like someone is ripping off my limbs."
"Why do you do that? Do you have any idea how dumb you look?"
"I can't control it."
"That's the worst excuse I've ever heard. You're a herding breed. You can corner an entire flock of sheep, but you can't keep your damn mouth shut?"
"Chuck, I eat my own poop. My therapist and I haven't even talked about my barking problem."
Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
- Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!
