In addition to two cherry trees and a plum tree, we have an apricot tree in our backyard. Fun, except the apricots don't ripen until, like, never, and the tree just keeps dropping these things into the yard. It looks like it hailed apricots in our backyard all the time. Even worse? Only the Mormons will get this one... IT'S NOT EVEN YIELDING ANY POPCORN. WTF?