If only Coco would show the slightest bit of emotion.
If only everyone could love their job as much as she does.
Oh, hell yes, the cavemen made brownies. And cupcakes and ice cream and chocolate fondue.
She wanted to take a duck home but I told her it was illegal and potentially lethal.
Who wants to talk business when there is fresh baby smell and oh my god I just noticed that foot!
This is not a holiday I normally observe, but the decor of my lodging has a thing or two to say about that.
I’d tell her to stop, but that’s what he wants and I’m punishing him for farts.
After being let out of their crates, having breakfast, and using the backyard as their personal lavatory.
Yesterday she asked me if fifth grade is going to be harder than fourth grade and I pretended to black out so that I could change the subject.
The girls’ coat closet is full of giant winter jackets they haven’t needed to use so I needed a place to store their other winter gear.