My ailing Butternut

Sharing my bed with the other kid this week.

UGHHHHHHH

I’m sure that there are at least fifty posts on my site with that title, but this one… this one really deserves it.

Time after time

I am going out today and buying her fingerless gloves, jelly bracelets and an Atari.

Winter chores

If you need a place to hide a dead body, I’m sure I won’t be raking this giant sea of leaves for at least another week.

Girls, they wanna

It is time for a crash course in Duran Duran, Prince, Bananarama, Culture Club and Eurythmics.

Someone has taken a liking to fall

Now that I think about it, I’m not sure if I had to insert a single modesty patch this summer.

When the new frames came in

Would you have a look at this, those of you who have been reading me since she was born.

Professor Chuckles

Do not even think about answering your geography questions in incomplete sentences are you even kidding.

Legalese

All dressed up with an actual place to go.

For you occasional reassurance

He is very soon headed to the salon, and they really need to pay attention to his cuticles this time.