Triumphant, temporary return

If only Coco would show the slightest bit of emotion.

Ever watchful

If only everyone could love their job as much as she does.

Hunted and gathered

Oh, hell yes, the cavemen made brownies. And cupcakes and ice cream and chocolate fondue.

During piano lessons

She wanted to take a duck home but I told her it was illegal and potentially lethal.

A lovely surprise

Who wants to talk business when there is fresh baby smell and oh my god I just noticed that foot!

I’m here to see a leprechaun

This is not a holiday I normally observe, but the decor of my lodging has a thing or two to say about that.

A quick scrub

I’d tell her to stop, but that’s what he wants and I’m punishing him for farts.

Morning herd

After being let out of their crates, having breakfast, and using the backyard as their personal lavatory.

Today my presentation…

Yesterday she asked me if fifth grade is going to be harder than fourth grade and I pretended to black out so that I could change the subject.

If you blinked you missed it

The girls’ coat closet is full of giant winter jackets they haven’t needed to use so I needed a place to store their other winter gear.