the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Drunken Dooce Coding Again

We’re not drunk. At least not this morning. Right now we’re migrating the new design over and you may see some weird things going on. Like broken things. Or things flying at you from the screen. Or naked babies. Maybe even naked dogs. But no naked people. Or people in thongs. Sorry.

Bear with us as we try and get this behemoth working like it’s supposed to be working. Jon is hunched over the computer right now coding like CRAZY. He is SuperCoder and he is tired and I’m about to go and get him a Coca-cola. Leta is napping and so we’re being very furious in our attempts to finish things up. But it is a quiet fury because we wouldn’t want to wake her up. SHHHHH!

P.S. Some of the more technically-minded of you might be interested in this, Jon’s explanation of how he set up this whole redesign in Movable Type. It’s a little boggling, but my God the mind that man has. He is so yummy.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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