the smell of my desperation has become a stench


A good partnership is one in which you can give the other a specific kind of look and the other knows immediately that the look you just gave means, “If I don’t put a new garbage bag into the garbage can, like I’ve done a few times before, leaving her with a garbage can without a garbage bag, she may just kill me.”

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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