One should remember when one is in the basement where the ceilings are barely six feet high that when one goes to throw the baby into the air with glee that the glee will go SPLAT against the ceiling.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.