One should be careful when one is making breakfast for the family and not accidentally feed the dog cereal and the baby the dog biscuit because the baby will go ahead and eat that dog biscuit and then one will have to write about it on one’s website which will then prompt the critical masses to send hatemail accusing one of being a negligent parent.

But, AHA! I said, “ONE should be careful.” Maybe I’m not talking about me. TAKE THAT.