the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Homemaker Heather

I’m so glad I slaved over these cupcakes only to have Leta turn up her nose and go, “Ewww.” That’s right, my kid won’t eat cake. And for those of you out there who don’t have kids yet, those who are thinking that when they do have kids they’ll never let them get away with weird eating habits, I just want to invite you back to this picture years from now when your daughter looks up at you and refuses to eat a cookie because it’s not the right kind of cookie. And then I want you to suck it.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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