I still cannot get over how huge Leta seems when she leans in to give Marlo a kiss on her head. Just, enormous. Like her eyebrows are three feet long and her hands are the size of hubcaps. And still, she’s my little girl. My gorgeous little girl.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.