the smell of my desperation has become a stench


We have a very special guest today here in the Daily Chuck section of this website. Everyone, meet Punkin, my hair stylist’s dog who is vacationing in our home for a few hours today, and maybe tomorrow, and maybe forever if I decide to kidnap her! HA HA! I think she’s a poodle, maybe a miniature one? I don’t know, I forgot to ask. It doesn’t matter because she’s maybe seven pounds and fits right into my lap and SHE’S SO ADORABLE I WANT TO SQUEEZE HER! Okay, now I have to stop because Jon is coming at me with a knife.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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