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Grabby Apples

That’s one of Marlo’s new nicknames. Because 1) she is a total grabber, you can’t get anything near that kid, and 2) she LOVES to hang out with her mouth firmly planted on the inside of an apple. She’ll hang out exactly like this for a good half hour. Just try to wrap your head around how adorable that is.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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