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Bacon art

Several of you requested that I balance the mutilated bacon bowl on top of Chuck’s head, and that maybe I should set up a shop on Etsy and sell this as bacon art. I had a good laugh over that one, and yesterday I would intermittently blurt out: IMMA GET ME SOME BACON ART! And then I’m going to dedicate an entire wall in the living room to all my special finds. A wall of bacon. You guys are genius.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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