Marlo likes to hang out along the railing by the stairs. Because she likes danger. Leta, however, avoids danger as if it were covered in broccoli. And so she’s very good about watching her little sister. And screaming UGH! SOMEONE STOP HER!
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.