the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Giving thanks

I gave up trying to get a decent picture of both kids together because Marlo is in a cannibalistic mood this morning, but I did snap this distinct photo of Leta’s profile, about 98% Armstrong. She’s home for the next five days, and I’m thankful that she’s at an age where she can help with her sister when asked. And that she’s healthy and brilliant and endlessly funny. Still working on getting her to fix me a hot dog.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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