the smell of my desperation has become a stench

The shepherd

Jon took this photo and I’m using it as an opportunity to apologize because I guess I didn’t hear him correctly when we were talking about tea bagging. I seriously thought I heard what I heard, but apparently I heard wrong. There was no “dragging.” There was “placing” and “resting.” And his definition is technically one correct definition.

I still think balls in the eyes are weird.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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