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Eye contact

Marlo had just woken up from a nap and was still a little disoriented when I broke out the phone and turned on the front camera so that she could see herself. And that was apparently the last thing she wanted. If this were a video you’d see her dramatically roll her eyes before looking away. You guys, the feminine attitude in this house is going to blow the doors off of their hinges.

In other news, my hair is growing!

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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