the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Specs green sunglass case

About a month ago I downsized my purse for a few reasons, the main one being that I was tired of lugging around a whole bunch of unnecessary crap. Six different lip balms? HEATHER. You are carrying six different lip balms on the ten minute trip to pick up a chicken for dinner. Those lip balms have seen more of Salt Lake City than most of its residents.

When I changed purses I had to get rid of the giant hard case that came with my sunglasses because it just wouldn’t fit into the smaller space. This Jonathan Adler hand-stitched needlepoint case was a much-loved birthday present and not only protects my sunglasses but also takes up almost no room in my purse. Sunglasses are a year-round necessity in Utah because of the snow, so I will use this thing until it falls apart. And then I’ll recycle it into a pillowcase. You just watch me get crafty.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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