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You’re not going to find a more precisely accurate miniature Australian Shepherd anywhere. She is it. She’s the measurement. So here’s the warning that comes with dogs like her: ADOPT AT YOUR OWN RISK*

(*ownership of this dog will most certainly cause cardiac arrest).