Stuff I found while looking around

Hong Kong through the eyes of one very talented person on Instagram

“The only reason you’re alive right now is because Morgan Freeman is narrating your life.”

– Agreed, Baby Pandas Are Cute. But Why?

Celebrities reading mean tweets about themselves

Heat, Flood or Icy Cold, Extreme Weather Rages Worldwide

– Photos of Australia’s historic summer heat wave

– Cures for the common cold: tips from the creative community

She’s doing it wrong.

Why should I be allowed to marry? I chose to be gay:

Soon, we will be able to crawl inside the precious apple of matrimony like maggot imposters, hungering for the sweet, nutritious flesh of traditional morality which we shall then poo out in the form of divorce settlements and contested custody of gender-confused children and miniature house pigs.

– David Sadaris reads a passage 50 Shades of Grey

In honor of butt medicine

– A reminder to wash your hands: Weekly US Map, Influenza Summary Update

25 handy words that simply don’t exist in English

– I AM CRYING: Drive-thru prank leaves workers questioning reality (thanks, Kate)

– I love these maps showing how long it took to travel across the US in the 1800s.

– What would happen if Marlo got anywhere near a xylophone.

A few of my favorite recent tweets: