the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Who? What?

Chuck is like, “WHAT IS GOING ON OVER THERE FOR ME TO WORRY ABOUT?” And I want to tell him, dude, do you see how calm the dog next to you is? She has already checked on every single person in the house and made sure they aren’t choking or lost AND she’s surveyed every entrance to ensure no strangers or wolves are lurking nearby. When the apocalypse happens you will know it because she will tell you.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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