the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Small world after all

Anna Beth’s intern, Beth Pointer, happens to read my website. In fact, she was reading a few years ago when I posted a gift guide wherein I joked that I couldn’t find a store that carried a life-size replica of Zac Efron to set up in my entryway. So she sent me a life-size Zac Efron. And I still have him. Always will. In fact, it’s the one item I own that I’ve asked to be buried with.

When she was here this weekend we had to reunite them. And objectify him in the process.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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