the smell of my desperation has become a stench

What obstacle?

What’s two feet of packed snow to a dog and her flying turtle? Occasionally she has to hunt for a few minutes because I’ve thrown the toy into a deep drift, but this game would go on for eternity if I had that kind of stamina or desire to stand there in the snow and cold.

If I’ve had a cup of coffee she gets about ten minutes out of me. That’s ten minutes better than just giving up and sending her to a glue factory.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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