the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Moving can suck it

Let’s see… I moved from LA into my mother’s basement, that’s one. Then into my first home, that’s two. Then into my second home, three. Then into this house, four. Now I’m moving into the new place. Five. In the span of 10 years. You’d think I’d remember what an awful experience it is to pack up all this crap and the boxes and the plastic bags and the dust and the HOW DID I COLLECT SO MUCH SHIT? Dear god, it’s dreadful. It’ll be over soon and I’ll forget it all over again but right now this is how I feel about it.

My mother is being a superhero throughout this whole experience and I’m certain that if I were to capture what she’s feeling Chuck would be waving his middle claw.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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