Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Stuff I found while looking around

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– The Big Picture’s photos of winter weather

185 book and media covers of Lolita from 37 countries and 56 years

Sexism Fatigue: When Seth MacFarlane Is a Complete Ass and You Don’t Even Notice

I am tired of being called a shrieking harridan for pointing out inequalities so tangible and blatant that they are regularly codified into law. I am tired of being told to provide documentation of inequality in the comments sections of a website where a staff of smart women documents inequality as fast as our fingers can move. Like, you might as well write me a note on a banana peel demanding that I prove to you that bananas exist.

– Bon Jovi – Living on a Prayer – goat edition

The Climate Reality Project

– “2013 Independent Spirit Awards: Best Screenplay Nominees” — A Bad Lip Reading

Passive aggressive neighbors

Best News Bloopers February 2013

In defense of the happy girl:

There’s generally only a small window of time when girls have that mien of utter at-homeness in the world—it gets snuffed out in many of them by age twelve or thirteen, when their glance turns inward, scrutinizing. Anne has somehow managed to retain that bright look, and many people would like to wipe it off her face.

15 minutes of people falling awkwardly. Warning: it hurts to watch this.

– Considering I can’t punch a speed bag without it hitting me back in the face, this is unreal: guy punches a speed bag to the rhythm of a song.

Airport logic

– “I told my wife to wake me up every morning with a sharp slap about the face. These are the results.

– I could not possibly love him more: Ryan Gosling Gets Embarrassed by a Dish Towel

Here Is Everything I Learned in New York City:

People complain New Yorkers are rude, which is imprecise. New Yorkers are some of the kindest, most good-hearted people I’ve ever met. But New Yorkers are busy, and they cannot tolerate dawdling. And that’s a challenge, because the city is a choose-your-own-adventure game of constant decisions: Cab or subway? Express or local? Highway or side street? Which do you want? Answer now!

– Excuse me, Ms. Pointer. You are wrong. THIS is the gayest.

A few of my favorite recents tweets:

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Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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