An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

I unpacked a whole box

This shelving unit was in the formal living room at the old house that was designed by one Anna Beth Chao. I will probably get a very angry text message from her because I did not put all of the accessories where she had determined they should go. And I will read it out loud in an exaggerated Southern accent. And roll my eyes in unison with her.

The important thing is: I GOT SOMETHING UNPACKED. I put things on a shelf! TWO shelves. This is huge. This is a win. This is momentum.

This is pathetic.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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