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the smell of my desperation has become a stench

moving

Concern trolls: This one is for you!

Storage room down, THE REST OF MY LIFE TO GO

Its nickname is “The Metaphor”

Remembering broken pipes and drywall

Where the heart is

“Who will survive? Who will survive?”

The Hamilton Family Movers

Celebrities, they’re just like us

I unpacked a whole box

Cami Cami Bo-Bami

And lo, the house was christened

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