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Purple is his favorite color

Marlo put this headband on Chuck “becausth he needed to be pretty” and normally when she gets into dress up mode with him he stares at me like PLEASE MAKE THE HUMAN STOP. This time he sat there leisurely, let her do her thing, and then he put his head down on the side of his bed when she was done, the headband still in place. Either it’s his vastly improved mood or he thought, “Thank god I finally have something to keep all this hair out of my eyes.”

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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