the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Hang in there!

Marlo did not want to be left out of Sunday’s physical fitness demonstration, so every time Leta performed a backflip off of the high bar Marlo would have me hang her there and let her hold on as long as she could. And whoa! Can she ever hang! It’s not a marketable skill unless you are looking to travel as an entourage with a very popular rock band, but kid has got some strength.

Good on you, little one. No, you can’t spell your name yet, but you can hang!

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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