the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Who’s that lady?

I know it’s already late in the season, but I ordered a sun hat for the pool and am still waiting for it to be delivered. Cami and I took Marlo to the pool on Sunday and she loaned me this one to help protect my face and neck. You’ll never guess who jerked it off my head and wore it more than I did.

Given the enthusiasm shown here, Chuck obviously can’t wait for mine to be delivered.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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