the smell of my desperation has become a stench


My cousin and her husband Shad came up with their newborn over the weekend, and would you look at how much his hair has grown in just a month?! THE?! My cousin Kenzie has super thick hair as well and I joked before the baby was born that within the first year of her life she’d be able to donate a foot of hair to Locks of Love. Would you look at that kid’s hair line:

Leta had a friend sleep over on Friday night and she couldn’t remember Shad’s name and instead called him Shady the whole time. I think he now has a new nickname around here.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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