the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Stuff I found while looking around


20 Historic Black and White Photos Colorized

10 ways to open your heart to San Francisco:

We also have fog, which if no one ever told you, is the most magical weather phenomenon that ever existed. It’s a cloud that’s low to the ground! We even have a name for the cheeky fog fellow. It’s Karl. And yeah, we’re the kind of place where the fog has a Twitter and an Instagram.

Steve Albini on Nirvana’s In Utero

– I’m joining this church, you guys.

– “Ryan Gosling will never risk his delicate, beautiful life by hanging from a ferris wheel just to speak to you.”

A Supercut of SNL actors breaking character

Job Interview

What Happens When You Abolish Tipping:

By replacing tipping with a service charge, we were legally able to redirect about a quarter of that revenue to the kitchen, which reduced the income disparity and helped foster unity on our team.

– OMG OMG OMG: “Anyone else feel like hugging every person in the world after seeing that?”

– This deserves my heartiest HAHAHAHAHA!: Chinese zoo angers visitors by passing off hairy Tibetan mastiff dog as lion

– The true Size of Africa

The Hazards of Backyard Hens:

You will start personifying your poultry. You will start backyard narratives and you will tell them to other other people like they really happened.

9 Notorious Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like a Boss

– Love these: body system posters

Non-self-aggrandizing author bios: “Richard Parks kinda phoned this one in.”

– If the fake movies of Seinfeld were real

– A few of my favorite recent tweets:

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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