the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Dane came back! Dane came back!

Dane returned this week from a six-week study abroad program in Germany, and I suffered permanent hearing loss when Coco greeted him at the door. Chuck was just as happy and I found him this morning curled up outside Dane’s room, although now that Chuck knows Dane is willing to conspire with me for photos I’m hoping he won’t reserve his rotten egg farts just for me anymore.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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