the smell of my desperation has become a stench


I mentioned this bracelet a while back, a $3 piece of jewelry I picked up at Old Navy as an afterthought. I’ve never received more compliments on a piece of jewelry before, and as much as I wish this was an exotic vintage piece or something from an independent artist, it is what it is. I think I’ve turned from the hippo lady into the snake lady, with a brief period in between as the dead bird lady.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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