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Have you ever taken a really good look at your “recently used” emoji screen on your phone? Or been super afraid that someone might have seen it over your shoulder? I most certainly do not have the eggplant emoji on that screen. And even if I do it’s probably because I was asking someone for a recipe that included eggplant and I didn’t want to have to waste my time spelling out the word, DUH.