the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Show me your emoji

Have you ever taken a really good look at your “recently used” emoji screen on your phone? Or been super afraid that someone might have seen it over your shoulder? I most certainly do not have the eggplant emoji on that screen. And even if I do it’s probably because I was asking someone for a recipe that included eggplant and I didn’t want to have to waste my time spelling out the word, DUH.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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