the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Makeshift frisbee

Dane got home from school yesterday, an event greeted with this dog’s brain bursting into flames, and the next thing you know I hear these weird sounds coming from the backyard. He finally came in the back door and said, “You have to see this. Coco thinks the hula hoop is a frisbee.” He taught her to retrieve the hula hoop. Dane, show her how to make me a hot dog.

Oh good Lord. Do you see the bite marks? Let us all hope that Leta does not discover this and if she does you better believe I’m pointing a giant finger in Dane’s direction. And then she’ll be conflicted because he’s the only one here who knows how to make the Wii work.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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